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Shitty Boner

When you take someones beer and dump laxatives into it. Then after this you proceed to slip then a Viagra. Then when they're shitting their brains out they have a nice fat boner to go with it.
John gave Matt quite the shitty boner!
by Shitty boner 123 May 24, 2021
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shitty panties

Someone who shits in their panties and doesn't change them for weeks
Fran: Did you hear she has shitty panties?
by wackstuffiguess April 14, 2020
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Shitty Ethic

still doin the same mistakes talk about shitty ethic
by BumStatusYo November 29, 2018
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shitty rogers

A shitty Rogers Is when a guy named Rogers shits in your face and calls you bob
Hey why did you give me a shitty Rogers you Fuck
by Shitty Rogers September 5, 2016
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Freshman Shitties

When a college freshman who lives in the crappiest residence halls, otherwise known as petri dishes, is sick and just generally feels like complete shit for most of their first semester of college.
I got the freshman shitties BAD.
by Fancie(: November 19, 2014
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Bum Shitty

(adj) A moment in life not specifically appealing to either the homeless or your derriere.
ex: Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! .... and that my friends would be "Bum Shitty"
by film_ninja October 23, 2012
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Scott Shitty

Where all meth head, crack head, and whores come from. Don’t ever meet or talk to a scott shitty person. You will regret every second of it. The men is what make the shit part of scott shitty. Finishing to fast and not giving a damn about a girl.
Scott shitty Missouri is the worst.

Hey I’m going to Scott shitty
by Member of scott shitty November 28, 2019
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