meat shield

n.
A character in a tactics rpg, i.e. Fire Emblem, who is disarmed and used to distract enemies without inflicting damage or gaining significant exp.
v.
To act as a meat shield.

1.
Fire Emblem Noob: Hey, I got a paladin! Sweet!
Fire Emblem Expert: Take his weapons and set him in front of the lord. Otherwise he'll steal your experience.
2.
Noob: I'm ready to fight!
Captain: Go meat shield a sniper, why don't you?!

by Masaki July 26, 2006

Shiel

A guy that is super caring and funny. He’s always there for no matter what. And he’s great in bed. He loves sex and is probably the most handsome guy you’ll ever meet. He’s probably gonna be the richest guy you ever meet and the guy of your dreams. Hold on to him forever and make sure he knows how much you love him. He’ll be there for you even if you haven’t talked.

That boy. He’s a real Shiel

by A Friend 😉😚 December 28, 2017

skeet shield

a rag or paper with a hole in the middle of it to stick your dick into and protect your clothes or skin as your skeet shots everywhere.

yo man did that skeet shield work last night or did u get covered in cum ?

by #1 weed smoker of america sun August 20, 2009

Shielding

Verb. The act of shielding a boner. Most commonly used with textbooks or large binders by teenage boys.

Look how low jason is holding his book. Hes totally shielding.

by Lady Gagas Clit September 22, 2011

Shiber

To screw up really bad, often not knowing that you did until after the fact. (Derived from korean television)

"Sorry, man. I didn't know you were having sex in there"
"That's why I told you to call FIRST"
"Sorry, didn't mean to shiber that for you."

by Rand0mAcc3ss February 9, 2015

dick shape

(adj)a male who is not likely to ejaculate quickly because he has intercourse freqently.

Male 1: So I'm gonna hit off this chick and I'll call ya'll in like 10 minutes.
Male 2: Please....you in dick shape so we'll catch up in like an hour.
Male 1: Good point- aight. Make it 2 hours.

by dkyard October 17, 2008

Shapeshifter

A female who, at first, comes across as, for lack of a better word, 'perfect.' Upon further examination, however, and as time progresses, the female will go through a series of changes, including but not limited to mood swings, lying, cheating, stealing of financial assets, using a male for transportation or expensive hand bags, and ultimately, the savage ripping out of the male human's intestines, heart, lungs, and stomach, leaving the male a puddle of broken hopes and dreams on the floor. Happy Birthday Gage.

Mother, I'm having a female come over for dinner tonight, if that's alright with father.' 'Is she a nice girl son? What is her name?' 'Don't worry mom, Susie's not a shapeshifter.

by Biggie Benny Brown Town August 15, 2010