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samuel l. jackson 

1. The guy that put COOL back into BLACK , even though that is linguistically impossible - but , the Snakes on the Plane , the guy he shot in Pulp Fiction and Jango Fett from Star Wars and just about anything and everyone else knows - there is no impossible when it comes to Samuel L. Jackson.

2. The Black Lenin of Hollywood.
Guy 1 : Man that guy is cool.
Guy 2 : Who is that guy?
Guy 1 : *Pulls out a revolver* Say that one more time.
Guy 2: Who is that guy though dude?
Guy 1 : *Shoots Guy 2, killing him in style of Samuel L. Jacksons' character in Pulp Fiction*
Guy 1 : *Looks at the corpse of his friend* Let that be a lesson to you.
'This IS a tasty burger'

'Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes, on this motherfucking plane'

'Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!

Samuel L. Jackson 

Which role does Samuel L. Jackson play?
He is the black guy!
A boy who eats everybody he sees, especially women in their 70s
I saw samuel so I went to hide
Samuel by Deadly boy October 10, 2019
Stupid, disgusting, annoying piece of shit you'll ever meat
If you ever meet one, RUN AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Person 1: Is that a Samuel?!?!?!
Person 2: OH SHIT IT IS RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Samuel by IHATESAMUEL.COM May 13, 2019
A gay fuck that sucks fat cocks all fucking night with his milimeter penis. He will be a virgin till college and he lives in his moms basement till 40 years old
I suck and swoalow bbc (big black cock) all night.samuel
Samuel by ROBERTO A. GONZALEZ April 20, 2018
Some asian retard ching chong
nigga what: Samuel
Samuel by Datniggawitdabag October 25, 2019