Sam is a historical breed of man, His loyalty and dedication is unmatched. He is a great boyfriend and even better friend. He has a massive penis and lots of money, any girl would be blessed to have someone like Sam in their life.
by Zlla January 27, 2025
Get the Samuel El Salmonmug. by Bill Mobley January 26, 2022
Get the Salmon Co-Cakesmug. Briget has salmonitis
by Shaninandtickles May 7, 2019
Get the Salmonitismug. Those tight salmon-coloured little shorties that jockholes and, to a lesser extent, commerce students, get around in. Sometimes accompanied with a popped shirt collar.
Clearly a mistaken fashion trend, salmon panties indicate a complete lack of originality, and a vain attempt to look metrosexual and/or look like one is transcending gender stereotypes regarding colours. In the end, it probably has nothing to do with either, and more to do with a need to conform to jockhole norms.
Clearly a mistaken fashion trend, salmon panties indicate a complete lack of originality, and a vain attempt to look metrosexual and/or look like one is transcending gender stereotypes regarding colours. In the end, it probably has nothing to do with either, and more to do with a need to conform to jockhole norms.
Ed: "Hey Steve, check out that dude walking across campus wearing those little salmon panties. Man, he has no idea how ridiculous he looks".
Steve: "Shut up, man. I'm too busy checking out blondie over there. Stop looking at guys"
Steve: "Shut up, man. I'm too busy checking out blondie over there. Stop looking at guys"
by EduardoRodriguez December 11, 2012
Get the Salmon Pantiesmug. by Skankbone November 26, 2013
Get the Salmon Pantymug. by Draconian1346 January 22, 2021
Get the Salmonmug. by Osiffy December 18, 2023
Get the Salmoningmug.