stink horn

A malodourous or putrescent penis.

"I'm not putting that filthy stink horn in my mouth, go and wash it you dirty bastard!"

by Grot weasel the 2nd February 2, 2008

Stink Wink

The flex your anus makes when you fart

I saw my girlfriend's stink wink in the shower.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010

shit stinks

#1 - The situation is messed up, aka fucked up

#2 - Also to call a spade a spade

#1 & 2 - Dave - "I heard that bitch was running her yap about you again at the killer"

Biff - "Shit stinks kid, whatayougonnado"

by chrisking5150 December 4, 2010

Stink-Fist

A means to show ones distain for another, on greeting, by first secretly rubbing ones own hand around the perineum area before shaking hands; thereby causing transference of your ‘stink’ to their ‘fist’.

Yeah, my ex’s new boyfriend is a real tit; still I got my own back by giving the stink-fist when I first met him at their wedding.

by Laughing Boy101 February 2, 2009

clean stink

Brought to my attention by Jay Burgerson, a frequent victim of clean stink.

The stink that pervades laundry which has been washed but not immediately dried.

My brothers clothes smelled so bad that he thought I had pissed in wahing machine, but it turned out it was just clean stink.

by MiKeen October 13, 2004

Mookey Stink

A piece of poop.

I found a mookey stink in my underwear when I woke up.

by gir420 October 22, 2008

stink dish

verb: When someone leaves the room and while they are gone you fart on their empty diner plate which they later eat from.

Quick Baxter went to the bathroom, lets stink dish him.

by Bangkok April 25, 2006