seed scene

a particularly smutty scene in a erotica. often incorporates elements of nature- seeds, trees, etc

Did you read that seed scene?

by zambur August 13, 2021

josef seed

he puts his "Seed" inside of you
and turns u into a homosexual

person 1:fuck Josef seed just aid eggs inside me man
person 2:go to hospital before they have and eat ur eyes and gentiles !
person 1:oh no fuck fuck fuck they hatching!

screaming and sounds of ripping flesh
porn and gurging noises coming from the seed beast
seed beast: I WILL LEAD U TO EDEN TO HOPE COUNTY WE GO!
far cry 5: ohh no

by no homo bromo March 17, 2022

penis seeds

penis seeds are seeds you plant inside your vagina so you grow a dick

violet: hey want some penis seeds?
getrenv: lol no fuck you

by Meg DeStoop July 6, 2020

Very hard bird-seed

A phrase used to describe:

i) something that is of very high standard, faultless, impeccable
ii) timing of an event or activity that turns out to be perfect, entirely appropriate, impeccable

The logic he applied to solve the murder was like very hard bird-seed, impeccable.

The timing of her arrival at the party was like very hard bird-seed, absolutely impeccable!

by Philo T. Dillo April 5, 2023

Seed Dating

Go out with someone (in whom one is romantically or sexually interested) with intent to reproduce

"I've been getting into seed dating lately."

by Gio Bidoni March 24, 2024

Seed hose

A seed hose is a penis that shoots sperm

Your seed hose is very powerful.
Your seed hose is very full.

by Brad eichorn April 15, 2023

Seed catcher

A noun for a person whom presumably enjoys catching seeds, or at least most minimum, attempts to catch seeds, whether it be a bag, net or mouth as the catcher.

That girl i was with last night is a seed catcher

by Izzyburgh September 4, 2016