PETROSEXUAL

PET RO SEX UAL - any Big Oil Supporter that refuses to acknowledge the negative effects of Carbon Emissions.

The PETROSEXUAL refused to listen to anything Climate Scientists provided as evidence.

by ShillBilly March 20, 2021

Metrosexual

Straight but with more steps

“I’m a metrosexual”

“What’s that?”

“I’m straight, but with more steps”

by Rachel3226 June 3, 2021

Metrosexual

Just a gay man who can’t get laid

Alan: I’m not gay, I’m metrosexual
Charlie: that’s just a gay man who can’t get laid

by Nt789 August 22, 2021

Remosexual

Someone that is attracted to Rem from Re:zero, whether she is female or futa.

Damn, that guys into Rem, even if she has a dick? Must be a remosexual

by RemLover69 August 27, 2021

Rorosexual

Rorosexual is a sexuality to mock the lgbtq. Rorochan was a real girl who ended herself, let her rest in peace goddammit. She's also 13/14, so you're kinda a pedophile if you identify as this bullshit.

Person 1: Hey man I'm rorosexual...
Person 2: ....... get the fuck out of my life

by Elo_there! December 19, 2021

Ratiosexual

i. A person uncannily given to making bad takes and airing dumb opinions that consistently gets ratio’d on Twitter and other social media platforms.

ii. An airhead with an unhealthy obsession to be ratio’d.

ii. One whose sexual fantasies involve getting brutally ratio’d all the time on Twitter.

Iyin’s ass must be exhausted from doing all his talking; such a ratiosexual.

Iyin is as irrelevant as his takes. He is a walking dunce, a moving L, and a doltish ratiosexual.

by aurelius_0xWar June 12, 2022

Petrosexual

A person whose identity revolves around excessive consumption of fossil fuels. Frequently seen committing acts of aggression with heavy off-road vehicles that have been modified to be as obnoxious and inefficient as possible. Also frequently seen blaming the price of gas on their political enemies, promoting anti-EV propaganda, and declaring that the entire scientific community is part of a worldwide conspiracy to take their truck away and force them to eat tofu and crickets.

A petrosexual tried to run me off the road this morning - my car captured the whole thing. He tried also tried to roll coal on me but I floored it and left him in the dust.

by domesticatedviking October 24, 2022