Raging Machine of Insanity

The current state of the U.S government and economy. Controlling, taxing, and forcing the people to accept its will. We are a nation for the government, by the government.

It is unstoppable, therefore it is raging...
You have to have money to get into it, therefore it is a machine...
It is completely against the Constitution therefore it is insane...

John: "Hey wanna hang out on April 15th?"
Bill: "Sorry man I can't. I have to hand all my money over to the Raging Machine of Insanity on that day!"

Because of this... raging machine of insanity we call our government, I've lost my job!

The Founding Fathers would deem our government the Raging Machine of Insanity.

by LimeInfinity January 14, 2011

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Raging Bargain

An amazing deal that is hard to come across, most likely to be found at Wal-Mart.

You guys, come quick! You can't pass up this raging bargain!

by MASTER SPORK October 15, 2011

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Raging Inferno Boner

When your dong gets so out of hand it lights on fire therefore you scream "I have a RAGING INFERNO BONER!" and then slap a hooker across the face with it.

Guy 1: Dude I think I got...
Guy 2: Aids?
Guy 1: No, worse.
Guy 2: Wha-
Guy 1: RAGING INFERNO BONER!!!!!!!
Hooker: *Fuck*

by Xplodin October 3, 2012

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Raging

A thing gamers do when they're pissed at the game they're playing.

*screams at computer* "FUCK YOU!! FUCK COD!! FUCK HALO!! FUCK DESTINY!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Mom: Honey?
Dad: Yes, dear?
Mom: Prescott's raging again.
Dad: Oh, dear. Not again.

by latrelljennings August 10, 2016

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