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Jolly Rancher

When a man puts super glue on his penis and slaps a black man in the ear lobe with it until they are legally siamese twins connected by "Penis to Earlobe Bond"

This move was performed in 1989 by a one armed hooker named Steve.
I gave Lindsay Lohan A jolly rancher in the late 90's when the bitch gave me the wrong drink at McDonalds.

Wow jimmy, Look at that dumb asshole with a Dick stuck to his earlobe.
by Lebron Fucking James October 22, 2011
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A person who grows algae for a profit and/or a paycheck.
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Rachel

a smart, pretty, blonde who is an amazing friend. she listens to whatever you have to say and is always there for you. she's usually sporty, strong, and short. she blushes at anything and is bad at expressing herself. she loves nature. an overall wonderful person!
i wish Rachel was here right now, i need a friend!
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rachelleion

Bleh, lies, im just that good, random sounds, princess, niggy, also characterized by going to playgrounds.

Example: hey whats up? Answer: bleh lies!

rachelleion is the hardest language to predict
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The Jolly Rancher Game

A guy will take a jolly rancher, and put it in his mouth. Then he will french his girlfriend, but he has to try and not let the jolly rancher go into her mouth. If she is able to get it into her mouth, then she wins the game. If he has it by the time the jolly rancher disolves, then he wins the game.
I played the Jolly Rancher game with Cindy yesterday... I won!
by whyshouldyouknow?. April 25, 2011
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ranched

'oh man jesse ranched out so hard'
'i can't believe he ranched on the project'
by lars43 February 23, 2009
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