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queef-scissoring

When two women are scissoring, one queefs into the other's vaginal opening. The second woman then emits her own queef adding to the volume of the queef. This continues until both vaginas are completely full of fishy air.
Female 1: "I'm really bored. Do you want to watch a movie?"

Female 2: "Only after we get some queef-scissoring done."
queef-scissoring by firestick69 November 21, 2010

queef roll up 

a queef roll up is when a female farts while sitting down and that fart rolls up into her vagina causing a queef to occur.
holy shit, kelly! did you really just have a queef roll up in the car?!
queef roll up by jagerbomb7 November 30, 2009

Queef Nugget 

A vaginal projectile, propelled by the force of a particularly powerful queef. Usually a crusted remnant of a womans most recent ovulation, or perhaps the hardened remains of a particularly impressive ejaculation. Most commonly produced by only the skankiest of women with the most questionable of hygenic habits. Sometimes used as a colorful insult.
As if the sound of the queef wasn't enough, i felt something bounce off my left nut and I swear to ever loving christ it was a queef nugget!

Get off my mom you fucking queef nugget!
Queef Nugget by Jaszen September 20, 2005

Queef Etiquette 

When a female queefs the male can only laugh if she begins to laugh herself. She most initiate the laugh otherwise the male is considered an asshole.
(Hump.Hump.Hump.Queef) Female-Hahahahaha. Male-Hahahahahaha. Thank you for using Queef Etiquette.
Queef Etiquette by Toolizm May 19, 2010

Queef Latifah 

When a fat black girl queefs
Sha-nay-nay just queefed, look at that little Queef Latifah.

Queef Gravy 

The act of putting an OXO cube in a vagina, getting a girl really wet and having her gush out gravy.
Tom couldn't wait for his Sunday roast covered in queef gravy
Queef Gravy by floor_mellow March 3, 2015