Five Finger Donkey Punch

Five Finger Donkey Punch is when you anally penetrate someone going more than wrist deep with your fist clenched and with an over sized ring on each finger and a wrist band with spiked studs attached while playing the song “Fire in the hole” by the band Five Finger Death Punch.

John had a “causal” date that lead back to a hotel room that he was asked to turn around and bend over and receive a pleasure like never before, he was “Five Finger Donkey Punched” he was never able to sit normally again.

by ShadowFoxOrigin July 25, 2018

The hole punch

While fingering a female one makes a fist and slams it into the pussy.

Person 1: Hey bro why is she walking like that?
Person 2: u didn’t hear?
Person 1: no what happened?
Person 2: she was getting fingered all of a sudden bam she got “the hole punch”. Shit came outta nowhere.
Person 2: she has been walking like that for 2 weeks!

by Stickyicky42 January 11, 2021

muffin snuggling pirate puncher

a person who is a complete dumbass

“Get out of the drive way you muffin snuggling pirate puncher!”

by Memesalad August 21, 2021

Jalisco Fruit Punch

When you pour a Fruit Punch Jarritos (HAS TO BE fruit punch) into a person’s anus or rectum, let it marinate, then have them squat over your face and have the mixture of marinated Jarritos and anal fluids ooze onto your face and mouth

Dam my boi she is so fine that I want to give her the ole Jalisco Fruit Punch.

by Immense Rizzler July 12, 2023

The 1,2, Donny Punch

One of the most lethal punches a human can possibly throw, only 3 people in the entire Earth can perform this radical move. This move includes 2 lethal jabs and/or punches. This move was invented by the one and only true superior, Donovan Farrel.

This guy was coming at me and I hit him with the 1,2, Donny Punch and he was immediately dead.

by S O L I D I T Y June 16, 2017

snooki punch

When a short pudgy guidette is in yo face and you get mad drunk and just knock that bitch out!

This fuckin guidette was all up in the situation so I snooki punched that bitch out.

by "The Situational Grenadier" December 20, 2009

Falcon PunchLine

An extremely corny punchline.

A combination of Falcon Punch and Punchline. Falcon punch originated from the character Captain Falcon starring in the video game F-Zero. His character was later used in the popular Nintendo game Super Smash Brothers. His signature move in the game, the Falcon Punch, is used as a term for an extreme punch. This combines with punchline to express an "extreme punchline".

Bob: Why was there a fence around the graveyard?
Tom: I don't know, why?
Bob: People were dying to get in!
Tom: Now that's a falcon punchline.

by Iron Chef Quezon August 14, 2009