premature exodus

A young or adolescent faggot or queer; a young confused human.

Because of you my son is an premature exodus.

by Ali Mehr May 11, 2023

Premature ehappylation

When you get overly excited about something before knowing the final outcome.

"The first date went so well, she went and told all her friends she'd found the one, only for him to ghost her immediately."

"She suffered from premature ehappylation."

by Bombastic Steel December 4, 2023

Premature ehappylation

Getting overly excited about something before knowing the outcome.

Her first date went so well she posted a Facebook status declaring she'd found the one, only to have him immediately ghost her.

"She suffered from premature ehappylation."

by Bombastic Steel December 4, 2023

premature undeadulation

Coki did a thing...

Way to cause premature undeadulation coki....

by Chaz Almasy January 10, 2023

Premature salutation

The situation in which you say goodbye to someone, believing that you are about to part ways, only to discover that the person is actually going in the exact same direction as you. This results in a lingering sense of awkwardness as you decide whether or not to restart the conversation.

After wishing each other well and promising to reconnect soon, Nick and Varun started walking the same way. There was an uncomfortable silence for around 30 seconds. "Wow, I sure hate premature salutations!" exclaimed Varun. "Yeah..." chuckled Nick nervously.

by VNFP October 10, 2018

Prematurely laughing

When you laugh way too early at something or before anything has even happened.

“Why are you laughing?”

“Im prematurely laughing really funny movie part coming up”

by Wackojacko357 November 6, 2018

prematurely skydivulated

Prematurely skydivulate - ing is when you bust a fortnut while receiving the spaghetti succ while waiting to jump from the battle buss, then you jump early and all your cum hits the other players and they crash and die causing u to win the game.

" oi i got my first win the other day, i prematurely skydivulated "

by jackson cockload August 22, 2018