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Wake Portal

During a game of Dungeons and Dragons, the male players circle round their DM, in turn feeding the DM their semen. Once everyone has ‘finished’ and the DM’s mouth is full, the player with the highest strength roll bonks them on the head, knocking them out, sending them to another ‘plane’.
“Our DM forgot to tell us about a door that was vital to the quest, so we circle jerked and sent him through the ‘Wake Portal’”
by FistiGuffs November 23, 2023
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Nether portal

A structure in the game Minecraft that allows players to travel between the Overworld and the Nether, a dangerous and fiery dimension filled with hostile mobs and valuable resources. Typically built using obsidian, The portal’s frame can be anywhere from 4x5 to 23x23 obsidian blocks in size and activated with flint and steel, a Nether Portal has a purple, otherworldly glow. It’s both a means of exploring new areas and a perilous gateway where players may find themselves unexpectedly surrounded by lava, mobs, or other threats.
This is what a nether portal looks like

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by EMD F59PHI December 16, 2024
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Linkedfluencer Postasturbation

A term I invented today for LinkedIn Influencers who like and comment on their own stuff to get traction, handing themselves a virtual "finger bang" or "tug tug", instead of waiting for the engagement pod they are in to rally together and do it for them..
Noticed Karen on LinkedIn today, partaking in a bit of Linkedfluencer Postasturbation to boost her posts by liking it herself, and talking to herself on it from another profile to boost engagement.
by Shields Recruits January 9, 2025
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Non-portalable surface

A non-portalable surface is a wall, ceiling, or floor that you can put portals onto by using the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device or the Aperture Science Quantum Tunneling Device. It appears in many games from Valve (some legit, some obtained using mods, and some impossible to obtain), like Half-Life 2 and Portal.
I couldn't put the exit portal, because it was a non-portalable surface! You don't even know what the white gel is made of! I have got to seriously quit co-op.
by layo the layo February 5, 2026
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Rossi's Postulate

The mean is the mean

-Jeffrey M. Rossi
A 10 on an exam with a mean of a 10 is better than a 99 on an exam with a mean of 100.

"I got a 99...oh I got a 10. But by Rossi's Postulate we did the same."
by Farass May 14, 2013
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to save on postage

Or, to save on postage, we could get naked and start a revolution.
by Doc Rich June 29, 2013
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Nom Nom Portal

Another word for the nounmouth”.
“I’m going to shove some food into my nom nom portal.”
by javaskkr July 16, 2019
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