poop pillow

A wad of toilet paper placed in the toilet BEFORE pooping used to prevent your own poop from splashing toilet water on your ass.

I always drop a poop pillow before shitting in a John Q. Public.

by John 1-2 December 9, 2008

Poop doop

When a guy is fucking a girl in the Coochie and she slides it up her ass without him knowing.

When he was fucking me I Poop Dooped his ass.

by Trey and Gianna June 12, 2018

poop dick

A man who attempts to penetrate a young lady in her posterior erogenous cavity, but encounters feces.

Dude I was totally hittin that shit, but I got poop dick. Oh well.

by Urban Dictionary April 13, 2004

poop sickle

a frozen peace of poo!

man that poop sickle put a lump on his head when i threw it at him

by Tyler Barron January 28, 2005

Poop Festival

When your dog(s) defecates all over the floor, in multiple locations.

I returned from work only to find that my dogs had been having a Poop Festival all day.

by DogOwner25 September 12, 2009

Poop-boobies

A butt

I wanna cuddle your poop-boobies so bad right now.

by Dr Snotchdastein May 2, 2019

And I poop

And I poop is a term used by vsco girls who accidentally poop their pants

And I poop let me go wipe that off brb

by Shrekyfishyshtekyfishy October 16, 2019