ex-poop

When you had a temp relationship with your poop and you moved on to your next poop.
This poop was so much better than my ex-poop
by DR. Bitcoin July 13, 2018
Get the ex-poop mug.

Poop trick

A prank or practical joke involving the use of fecal matter.
Shortly after placing her dinner in the microwave the whole lunch room smelled like shit. Cindy knew that her room mate Had played a poop trick on her.
by Angelfuck420 February 27, 2011
Get the Poop trick mug.

Ninja Pooping

The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.
That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.
by Extra Mayo January 28, 2013
Get the Ninja Pooping mug.

poop boop

We were having sex doggy style and instead of my putting it in my vagina he gave me a poop boop. Good thing I didn't have tacos for lunch.
Get the poop boop mug.

poop collector

Also, the poopman.
Comes in his poop truck to suck the poop out of the sewer system (and other things that get stuck there).

The poopman is very popular in places where they have cesspools in the houses (like in the majority of Europe)
Oh my gosh! The poop collector is digging with his poop scoop in the poop truck's storage space, looking for gold!

Nah, he's just stirring the poop!
He loves the poop so much that he can't wait to make love to it when he's home!
by Fukaface! June 01, 2011
Get the poop collector mug.

swoop and poop

Management style of not paying much attention to things until the deadline and then criticizing the work thats been done.
What'd bet Jones comes by today and pulls a swoop and poop.
by Attom July 01, 2010
Get the swoop and poop mug.

Pooping Tom

The act of sneaking into someone else's room, dropping a payload in their toilet, not flushing, and then leaving a note signed 'Pooping Tom' on the toilet seat. Usually occurs in college residence halls.
"Dude, someone left a big, steaming pile of feces in my toilet with a note that said 'Courtesy of the Pooping Tom'!"
by Rack Jeacher June 12, 2013
Get the Pooping Tom mug.