sponge bob square pants

an absolutey amazing tv show that beats the crap out of nearly everything else on the box. has a sick assed theme tune which goes....

"who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"absorbant and yellow and porous is he"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"if nautical nonesense be something you wish"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"then drop on the deck and blub like a fish"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"spongebob............ squarepants!"

yes...it does rock

"yo fool, you checkin spongebob on nicktoons?"

"your damn right i am homeslice"

"damn straight"

by fulgrim May 13, 2005

Pensioner Pants

Baggy trousers worn by old people. The waist is usually elasticated because the wearer has arthritic fingers incapable of fastening buttons and zips. The decrepit bag-wearer always forgets to wash these repulsive garments which end up smelling like a Paki's toilet on a particularly bad day. Pensioner Pants are very popular with obese, long-past-it security guards who bore you to death with tales of their holidays in South Africa.

Good God! Look at Pork Scotch! What's the old twat wearing now?

They're his Pensioner Pants. Had them since 1973 and never washed them.

by Flappy Dickwad June 3, 2009

pee your pants

To let go of your pee; to pee your pants. More than 50% of men find this extremely erotic when girls perform this act, but most will only admit it when they are drunk.

Gee, Titsolina, I love it when you pee your pants.

by Jamal Blakkanigga July 16, 2006

Pants on the Ground

A fantastic new song explaining the sloppy appearance of American youth debuted on American Idol

"Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground!!"

by b_bradsky January 13, 2010

BIG PANTS

A PERSON WHO THINKS HE'S IN CHARGE.USUALLY ,A BALL WASHER AT WORK.

THAT PAUL SURE HAS BIG PANTS

by OLD SMELLYPANTS February 27, 2011

tarantula pants

The unshorn parts of a woman's nether regions.

Ya see a chik with thick eyebrows, you know she's sportin the tarantula pants.

by giraffe-o February 4, 2007

Jizz In My Pants

Possibly the funniest music video ever spawned. If you havn't seen it, do not finish reading this; it is time to venture to youtube my friend, and witness the comedy of 'The Lonely Island'.

OOOOoooohhhh
Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand and skip the names
no need here for the silly games
make our way through the smoke and crowd
the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
move in close as the lasers fly
our bodies touch and the angels cry
leave this place go back to yours
our lips first touch outside your doors
a whole night what we've got in store
whisper in my ear that you want some more
and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS
This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
and now I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus

Now I'll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
To be fair you were flirting a lot
plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna play by check

Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

The next day my alarm goes off and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS
JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS

Ok seriously you guys can we...ok...

I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY

Cuz I
JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
yes I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)
OOOOOoooohhhhhhhh

by Dope Logix February 10, 2009