Nigger in the wood pile

A problem with a phone system.
The expression was coined by a pioneer for phone technicians and was carried on through apprentices and journymen. Today it is used in limited numbers among veteran phone technicians.

"Well, I tell ya...I can't seem to get the 2600 frequency to trunk. I reckon there's a nigger in the wood pile, boy."

by Joshua Denver April 30, 2006

Who ate all the pies?! Who ate all the pies?! You fat bastard! You fat bastard! You ate all the pies!!!

something you chant at fat people

ben iggo: yum pies

some guy:"Who ate all the pies?! Who ate all the pies?! You fat bastard! You fat bastard! You ate all the pies!!!"

by Danman11 June 19, 2006

5 car pile up

a sexual act in which when 5 gay men (or a mix between men and women but the women have to have a strap on's) stant about 5 feet from eachother while one bends over on the bed and they all run into each other, making sure that their dick/strap on goes up the ass of the person in front of them in a verry fast plowing session. (it could also be a 10 car pileup if there are more people)

guy 1 bends over on the bed, guy 2 runs then plows his ass, guy 3 then does the same, etc.etc the result is a 5 car pile up.

by itzadolfin!! June 4, 2011

Piledrive my fuckhole

The extremely raunchy sexual act, knowns as piledriving the fuckhole, is when a woman is folded over somewhat like a folding chair, and a man inserts his schlong into one of her orifices.

The fuckhole is any place that can be railed viciously in a sexual fashion. Use your imagination.

Sometimes, fuckhole can simply be used to make your conversations more interesting.

Synonyms: Bulldozing the fuckhole

1. (To the tune of wrecking ball) - " I came in like a wrecking ball, I surely bulldozed your fuckhole, I used great form on cue, so I could...pile drive youuuuu"

2. Do you mind if I insert my penis in your fuckhole?

3. Would you like to come to my fuckhole and drink some wine?

3. I piledrove her so hard in her fuckhole last night, my dick is no longer able to be hard. For now.

4. (to the tune of wrecking ball again) - "I came in like a wrecking ball, my name is (insert your name) fosho. You're a hoe....bounce on my pole then I...bulldoze your fuckhole.

5. Would you mind coming over and...piledrive my fuckhole?

6. I bulldozed her awesome fuckhole.

by tink1234567 March 12, 2014

Atomic Piledriver

An almost impossible sexual maneuver in which a man stands atop a piece of furnature, or other object and dives on top of a woman lying missionary style in bed, inserting himself within her. Failure results in tragedy but success is spectacular pleasure.

Zack pulled off an Atomic Piledriver with Morgan last night.

by the guy in room 322 December 19, 2009

pig pile

A pile of mostly hairless mammals, pink or flesh tone in color. Usually resulting from a domino effect wherein one person jumps on top of another during a moment of vulnerability, then another on top of them and so on. The pile grows until the squealing of the poor soul on bottom grows to a fevered pitch and the pile crumbles apart.

Quick, jump on to that pig pile.

by patman! July 27, 2010

Palesimian

Very accurate term for an ape-like people who live on land in the Mid East that they claim was given to them and not the Jews. History proves that the Jews have been there for 4,000 years, many years before this simian species.

Called Palesimians because of their love for throwing stones, comparable to feces as seen in a monkey trowing feces. They are also, dark and hairy like monkeys and smell like one too. Enjoy sexual relationships with cattle, goats, donkeys, and camels.

"Ho shit! That Palesimian threw that rock like 100 feet!"

by slywolf35 December 25, 2007