vegan patrol

a small group of elitist vegans who think that they are better than everyone else purely because of their vegan tendancies. they also avoid interacting with anyone that is not vegan.

"Hey, don't sit over there, that's the vegan patrol's territory."

by Lauren Mimms October 23, 2007

SNOW PATROLLED

When you're so off your face you can't even move or talk you are snow patrolled.
When you can't be moved however hard your friends try and onlookers ask if they should call an ambulance you are really fucking snow patrolled.

"She was so fucking snow patrolled we just had to leave her lying there. Don't suppose you had heard anything from her in the last few days?"

by Imogen and Hollie February 28, 2009

safety patrol officer

A safety patrol officer is your pot supplier you go to before you have a safety meeting.

"Hey dude, I'll be back. I gotta see the safety patrol officer"
"Sweet, then we can have a safety meeting when you get back."

by Blubrrr April 20, 2007

paw/patrol

A big bitch who enjoys drinking cum straight out of the dick while getting fisted.

Oh they're transphobic? Def paw/patrol

by idk nah August 31, 2021

stoops patrol

1)when something or someone is REALLY stupid.
derived from the "word" STOOPS.

2)a group of seemingly stupid or annoying people.

1)oh snap! did you see what she just did? what a stoops patrol!

2)uh oh, looks like the stoops patrol is headed over here.

by juliaonthemoon August 27, 2008

geek patrol

a phrase you'd use in front of your mother, or grand mother. Basically this term describes any unknown individual or paty doing something annoying, that would generally make you swear.

Someone pulls out in front of you, your mother a passenger:
YOU: Aww, come on geek patrol!

by choxo October 11, 2006

Pussy patrol

The act of looking for third and or bitches

I'm going on pussy patrol now!

by Makaylabitch930 January 19, 2016