Sizzlin' gas package

A 2 for 1 special, know what I'm sayin'?....as long as you have a coupon.

"What's your style?"
"The sizzlin' gas package."

by Tito Magnolia May 13, 2005

Hewlett Packard

HP, stands for Holy Papathiscomputersucksass

and yes, your laptop power socket will freakin die after a year or two and thus force you to buy a new computer,
Hewlett Packard's desktops aren't entirely disgraceful though

in the area of laptops, Hewlett Packard is about as efficient as dial-up internet

by hw sucks September 14, 2006

package friend

A greasy faced bastard whose pimples might explode at any time like popcorn and who delivers packages to hotels. Also known to give rim jobs to willing bellmen

Oh look, here comes package friend. He's such a putz.

by dillhole September 8, 2003

Care Package

A poop that was taken while standing on a toilet seat in an attempt to land it in the bowl.

"Yo, Toby's Care Package stuck clean to the seat ,come look"

by Dargonball January 3, 2018

Packability Tutelage

You know if you have Pack-ability Tutelage, when you are doing well, act well, or do something extraordinary.

"dude, that guy has so much packability tutelage! So much PT with life!"

"dude, that guy has so much packability tutelage! So much PT with life!"

by Tubularz December 23, 2008

hot package

hot package.

any man, gay or straight, whose penis and testes are so large that they produce a visible bulge at the crotch through their pants.

Everytime I see him, my eyes wander down to his crotch...heh has such a hot package.

by philly demon July 29, 2011

Full tomato package

When a bright red haired person also has a bright red complexion.

'My face is as red as my hair today!'
'Yeah, you definitely have the full tomato package'

by Rockiefella November 26, 2011