puddle tapping

The act of tiptoeing through wet areas.

Person A: I'm not walking in the backyard!
Person B: It rained last night! Deal with it!
Person A: If I must go outside right now, I will be puddle tapping!

by ChameleonDragon May 9, 2019

Pussy puddling

When someone is continuously crying like a little bitch.

Dude is straight pussy puddling over his break up!

by 3886 July 5, 2019

Muddy Puddle

To stomp shit down a shower drain

I just done a muddy puddle in the shower

by ULSTER IS IRISH YOOO March 30, 2023

sissy puddles

when a sissy rubs their pathetic little clitty dixk until they cum in the palm of their own hand because they’ve watched so many CEI porn videos (Cum Eating Instructional) they now have to catch it all and slurp it up, for goddess.

Goddess Lana, a girl online, has me slurp my sissy puddles for her all the time.

by sillyboiv April 27, 2024

Puddle Of Pizza

Child Rapist

Puddle Of Pizza

by Shawn mays January 12, 2025

Coagulated fuck puddle

A short definition of all life on earth.

Coagulated fuck puddle,
I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle

by anonymous September 8, 2021

Puddle Gator

A certain type of person who acts like an absolute asshole, commits crimes/felonies, and creates chaos within the community, typically found in Ghettos and poorer communities.

Started as a term used around town to describe these people and is now used by more places in the surrounding area.

Those damn puddle gators stole my truck!

by BigJohnthe3rd July 28, 2025