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Covid prepper 

One who has been ready for the covid 19 social distancing guidelines his whole life and has no chance of getting the virus due to the lifelong preparation of it. Similar to doomsday preppers. This person may be prepared due to his rigorous practice of social distancing via social awkwardness, snobiness or, in rare cases agoraphobia
Any buddy see bob? I havnt seen him in forever. Remember he’s one of those Covid prepper guys.
Covid prepper by Laurylyn April 29, 2020

canadian prepper 

Real life DayZ warrior selling flamethrowers and jerky while displaying global war analysis using cartoon rockets.
BOB: Hey let's go grab a beer and shoot some pool.
FRANK: Nah I gotta go Canadian Prepper and prime my flamethrower, sharpen my flechettes for my crossbow, and stock up on maxipads for the end of the world. Catch ya later.
canadian prepper by CygnusPrime_Mag February 13, 2023

Booms-day preppers 

Your typical boomers that has panic-shopped your local supply chain into a state of shit-fuckery like a hoard of hungry and inconsiderate locust.
"Fuck me mate don't even bother heading down the shops, the Booms-day preppers are out in force snatching up everything in sight.
Booms-day preppers by Stimpski March 20, 2020

Facebook Prepper 

Facebook Prepper

-An online survivalist.

-A person preparing, or "prepping" for the day they will deactivate their account because Facebook either begins charging for their services, or Big Brother takes over the entire site. Prepping activities include gathering friends' email addresses & other important contact information, deleting or at least backing up all photos, and censorship/deletion of all questionable Facebook activity.
"What if Facebook started charging fees to use it?"
"I'll never pay, & I'm not worried--I'm a Facebook Prepper. I can bail anytime."
Facebook Prepper by Surfgoth January 7, 2013
Variant of preppy used as an insult or derogatory term. Typically a arrogant and/or wealthy member of the lucky sperm club who feel they're "better than you" in every way. They're also known to be native to northern states, schools, and universities such as Yale. The opposite of trailer-trash, hicks, red-necks, and the average joe. Zack Morris from saved by the bell is a good fictional example of a preppie, while A.C. Slater was more of a Jock, Kelly was an air head, and Screech was a geek.. etc.. etc.. etc.. (Also see preppy, prep, yuppie, and George W. Bush.)
-That damn preppies never worked a day of hard labor in his life and hes got himself a $80,000 dollar Mercedes-Benz while I bust my ass at the factory everyday and can hardly afford a $500 dollar Ford Pinto!

-Damnit preppie there aint nothing wrong with denim jeans why you always wearing those kackie pants!?
preppie by bluedrake March 30, 2007

preppies 

Prep breeding grounds are Virginia, Connecticut and New England. We attended the best prep schools from Groton, Exeter, Andover, Hotchkiss, Country Day, Horace Mann, and Dalton. We do not wear American Eagle, Hollister or Abercrombie nor do we wear Old Navy. True preps are graced in Lacoste pique polos - the trusty alligator is always worn with the collar popped, Lilly Pulitzer kelly green and pink, Nantucket Reds, Brooks Brothers, J Crew, LL Bean boat shoes, and grossgrain ribbon watches/belts/head bands. We tuck in our shirts, we layer, we wear madras shirts, loafers without socks, and we are seldom seen without something that is monogrammed or tastefully engraved. We fence, sail, play rugby, build our character thrugh crew, hit the links and we can be found practicing our backhands and smashes. We tailgate and we go to ivy league schools or top LACs. We all have a nickname like Muffy or Bunny. You hate us because we are better than you.
"Gee Snoop, look how co-ordinated those preppies are"
"Fo' shizzle my nizzle"
"That's right Snoop, I went to a New England Prep School...BITCH"