lawn pig

A baby Border Collie mix whose fluffiness and round body make them look like a small fat pig when they root around on the grass.

Hey your Lawn Pig is getting too close to the road.

by Wocky July 25, 2017

Lawn Diving

To be so wasted that you run out the back door and just dive and slide on your chest on the grass.

John and I got drunk and then did some lawn diving because we were bored.

by Chavo January 15, 2008

American Lawn mower

: when a dad over the age of 30 beats his meat to his freshly mowed lawn

Hey son wanna mow the lawn so we can jerk off to it. American Lawn mower

by Wolvesgottalong September 9, 2021

Lawn Dragon

A piece of green dog shit that is so hot and fresh that it's steaming

"Hey buddy, did ya hear about colin. He was prancing through the backyard like a damn fairy and tripped on a stick and fell face first into a big ol' lawn dragon"

"What a fag"

by Yourshitsweak June 11, 2018

Lawn job

When some trim a man pubic hair and then proceeds to blow them.

Dude I’m going to my buddy’s house to give him a lawn job.

by Spacecadet May 17, 2019

Pacman the lawn

The act of lifting and lowering a push mower over too high of grass. Usually takes about one full or two days. It resembles the way Pacman opens and closes his mouth in the game.

Damn it, I let my lawn get too high. I am not looking forward to Pacman the lawn today.

I got sunburned Pacman-ing the lawn

by Cloudstrider14 April 20, 2011

Arse Lawn

Arse Lawn is the hair that is found around your arse hole and gooch.

There's nothing worse than ripping out your Arse Lawn pulling Gruff Nuts

by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021