What most celebrities and professional athletes have to embark upon after disgracing their families, co-workers, etc. for very bad personal decisions. Standouts include sleeping with the nanny or crashing your car while on a cocktail of fentanyl and cocaine. Playbook calls for an immediate retreat to a treatment center where you emerge 30 days later with a bible in hand.
This year’s #1 NFL draft pick was missing from society for 30 days, until last Tuesday when he emerged from Our Lady of Miraculous Recovery Treatment Center, bible in hand. Beginning his apology tour, he stepped up to the podium he began to thank those that helped him and was truly sorry for those he hurt during his recent car crash (high on cocaine) with the half-dressed nanny in the passenger seat.
by Grant Rampus January 28, 2023
Get the Apology tourmug. by Penman96 May 14, 2021
Get the EU sex tourmug. by TastyAlmond May 22, 2022
Get the Friggin’ tourmug. by KC Export January 14, 2022
Get the Mississippi boat tourmug. So far, Kelly and I have done a world fuck tour in Canada, the US, Mexico, Japan, and Philipines. It seems like we're moving westward.
As part of his world fuck tour, Marcus has fucked 30 women in the same number of countries.
As part of his world fuck tour, Marcus has fucked 30 women in the same number of countries.
by PenguinSlideMaster December 24, 2019
Get the world fuck tourmug. Going on holiday with your friends under the pretense that you'll be playing rugby. Possibly with the addition of something charitable to make it easier to sell to your significant other.
Specific requirements for tour: At least two nights away, playing at least one game in another country, with three consecutive drinking sessions. It still counts if you don't drink, but a session had to be happening.
If you don't play, it's not touring - you're merely an independent observer, a bit like the UN.
Everything else isn't touring - one night away, watching instead of playing, etc.
See also Domestic Touring
Specific requirements for tour: At least two nights away, playing at least one game in another country, with three consecutive drinking sessions. It still counts if you don't drink, but a session had to be happening.
If you don't play, it's not touring - you're merely an independent observer, a bit like the UN.
Everything else isn't touring - one night away, watching instead of playing, etc.
See also Domestic Touring
by Day3Tourist October 21, 2018
Get the tourmug. When you are famous and you did something wrong and want to apologize you go on a series of podcasts and explain a lot of stuff to them basically you talk shit with them so you would not get hated
by Stanke December 5, 2022
Get the Apology tourmug.