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Singled out mother

Attractive single mom who flirts with a married man only to reject them once they divorce their wife. Generally a SOM has no attraction to the married man in question. Many times the SOM was very clear she had no interest but the man can’t handle the reality and leaves his wife anyway.
My friend left his wife for a singled out mother who ran the minute he was available
by Lifecoach to the stars March 17, 2022
mugGet the Singled out mothermug.

Single man's ring

The circular imprint that develops in the skin of a wallet when a single man has carried an as-yet unused condom in it for too long.

Even after removing the contraceptive wang-sleeve (usually due to expiration rather than use), the single man's ring will usually persist for months to come. Upon close inspection, the single man's ring may occasionally be found pressed into banknotes and jeans pockets.
Wandering the bars on Wednesday night, Pete realised the single man's ring which had developed in his wallet announced to all bartenders that he was wedded to the sadboi life.
by daltonjfk October 26, 2019
mugGet the Single man's ringmug.

single click deposit

A button that can be pressed to fund your full tilt account without having to leave the game
Hey bro, I went bust on full tilt poker so I sold my house so I could make a single click deposit
by fully tulted October 20, 2013
mugGet the single click depositmug.

Single Wide Status

A simple gauge to use in the consideration of the white trashiness of a women.

Those of single wide status are the trashiest of all, dirty babies, ink pen tattoo of her mans name, wifebeater, boxers and flip flops and an overall dirty appearance while out in public.

It can progress the cleaner the women is.. to double wide, triple wide, modular status and so on.
Chode 1: Hey did you check out that new chick at the Top Draw trailer park Kristin.

Chode 2: Man she came in with that dirty baby, she's single wide status bro.
by Chootem September 5, 2012
mugGet the Single Wide Statusmug.

single mans 69

Sucking on three of your fingers while tossing your load
When Dave lost his partner he decided to have a single mans 69
by Selfies 69 March 21, 2020
mugGet the single mans 69mug.

single ply asshole

The loss of the supple softness of an asshole as a result of over using single ply toilet paper. Can be identified as chafing, bleeding, and a burning sensation that causes you to question weather Lucifer himself fondeled you.
Her: Eat my ass

Him: not with that single ply asshole of yours
by Bigcatliquor October 30, 2018
mugGet the single ply assholemug.

single going out

when there is a couple and when they are together they are going out, but when they are alone they are counted as single leaving them free to do as will.
Therefor it is when you and a girl/boy are not officially a couple but you are more then friends with benefits
guy 1 - dude, don't hook up with her you have your girlfriend!
guy 2 - narr mate she's not my girlfriend we are just 'single going out' and shes not here so i can do what i want with who i want.
guy 1 - ohok mad bro, GO FOR IT!
by Joel121212 March 23, 2008
mugGet the single going outmug.

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