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safe gift

A 'Safe Gift' is a present an Ex or secret lover has given you that has no connection with romance or love so that your current squeeze will not know who gave it to you.
I've got you a safe gift so lawrence won't know who got it for you, hope you enjoy x
by BRUCEFC April 21, 2018
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Gift

Here is a Gift
by anonymous January 2, 2021
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gift harpy

ponytown players that collect event gifts like harpies.
these players spend hours hovering over gifts and camping hotspots and dont show mercy to anybody.
" i had to pull a gift harpy to collect all 279 toys! "
" damn, you are RUTHLESS "
by mrkrabspooshaft December 27, 2024
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gifted fail

A mark on a test below a 90%.
"Dude I bombed this test "

"Really"

"yeah 87%"
"seriosly dude that's just a gifted fail"
by The-Poison-Muse December 17, 2016
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Gift Giving Anxiety

The anxiety of the time between purchasing a gift and giving it to the intended recipient due to worrying about whether or not the recipient will like the gift.
I bought a tacky wolf shirt for a friend but in the month before I gave it to him before his birthday I had a horrible case of Gift Giving Anxiety.
by PumpkinPieToLoveBug February 18, 2011
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hot gift

The act of shitting into a partners hand
I gave Tina a huge hot gift yesterday!
by imc_1989 December 30, 2007
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visitors baring gifts

People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.
Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P
by QuacksO October 25, 2019
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