Jegging Off

Jerking off with eggs. Preferably with the yolk still intact so it looks like you've been fucking a hen in the cloaca.

Travis, we have to talk. Your jegging off has become a problem. Though we respect you not touching the chickens anymore, we're getting low on eggs.

by Sunny Chances November 23, 2013

Dob-off

Unusually large, enormous, huge

She was carrying a dob-off suitcase.

I could eat a dob-off piece of cake right now.

That is one dob-off pair of gazungas

by Hyacinth1917 October 9, 2008

Cheap-Off

cheap versions of designer clothing, bags or shoes, that don't pretend to be the original, unlike knock-offs, but instead are unabashedly plagiaristic and range in quality and price depending on the maker.

I can't afford those Givenchys so I'll get the Steve Madden cheap-offs that look freaking exactly the same.

by Don't Be A Hero January 19, 2009

gobbing off

(UK slang) - Boastful, idle or rude comments.

If he keeps gobbing off I will knock his block off.

by ukchavwatcher October 11, 2015

Storm Off

To leave work suddenly without warning, or cause, or simply, to not show up at all.

“Hey you didn't show up for work, are you “Storming off?’”

“He came in for about five minutes, then decided to ‘Storm off’ for the rest of the day.

by Pastapecker January 9, 2022

Off The Air

A trippy show on Adult Swim that airs around 4 A.M consiting of animations and video clips that share a common theme. Mostly for people on LSD or other Psychedelics.

Person 1:Off The Air is such a trippy show
Person 2:I know right?

by YoutubeWest1132 July 14, 2018

Jacketing off

When a male tricks onlookers into thinking that his hands are in his jacket together (interlocking the ends of both sleeve holes) while simultaneously using one arm to jack it hard.

Female Onlooker : OMG, look at Lyle, he is so Jacketing off right now in the corner.

Male Onlooker: No I don't think so, he's just really cold and has both his sleeves connecting to keep in the warmth.

by Chocodiles August 17, 2012