He is a crazy human being who has a very exotic personality.He hates bullshit with a burning passion and is like literally the most funniest goat to be around.His amazing humour covers up his enormous nose and forehead that his for some reason insercure about.He has depression and is a very good therapist.Even when people are dry and arent funny for shit he will still laugh just to make them feel special for 10 seconds.Michael is such an anime fan and will kill anyone who disrespects its name.Anyway if your ever lucky to find a michael, make sure your not a thot or you wont stand a chance with being friends with him.ALSOOOO his laugh gives everyone light even in dark times.
"I need to laugh"Said thotty sally.
"Call Michael"Said thotty bitch.
"Hmm okay i need some anti-thot spray so lets call faith as well"thotty sally replies
"Yeah yeah" she says looking at her shitty phone.
"Call Michael"Said thotty bitch.
"Hmm okay i need some anti-thot spray so lets call faith as well"thotty sally replies
"Yeah yeah" she says looking at her shitty phone.
by Faith Fucking Tholley May 22, 2018
Get the Michaelmug. Guys named Michael have a tough exterior that they hardly let anybody through besides the ones he loves most. Because inside of that shell... He is the most caring, compassionate, heartwarming flirt (not the one who would ever think of cheating) you could ever imagine. He may be busy in his life but he still puts time in placing his loved ones in it and including them.
This man is a keeper even if he doesn't think that highly of himself. Michael's have a few quirks, but even those quirks are adorable and so worth being close to him. He truly is a one of a kind special type of guy who'm you can entrust the world to and your heart in hopes that he will return the favor because his heart is pure gold.
This man is a keeper even if he doesn't think that highly of himself. Michael's have a few quirks, but even those quirks are adorable and so worth being close to him. He truly is a one of a kind special type of guy who'm you can entrust the world to and your heart in hopes that he will return the favor because his heart is pure gold.
by SuzuBrooke August 6, 2020
Get the Michaelmug. The best and biggest man ever he is legit like Dwayne Johnson. He is very sexy and hot . He cares about others feeling before his . He loves you no matter what . You can always count on him . Has a really big dick and also DAD MATERIAL.
by Corrigan C. January 13, 2019
Get the Michaelmug. by Floridaboi08 December 31, 2020
Get the Michaelmug. by dara berger August 27, 2019
Get the Michaelmug. Michael’s an attractive guy that gets every girls attention literally any girl that comes to school gets scooped by this whore of a man . Even in a tight sealed relationship he would still go and ask some innocent girl for nudes making her brainwashed that he likes her and then soon her titties will be around school she’ll get depressed sad overwhelmed all because michael fucking petite decided to be a slut. if u have a michael or if u ever run into michael. run bc the first thing he’ll ask for is nudes . :v unfaithful ass bitch.
-SMMS ❤️
-SMMS ❤️
girl:i’m dating michael i can’t believe it he likes me !!
Friend:well sucks to be u hope ur nudes get leaked .
Friend:well sucks to be u hope ur nudes get leaked .
by shrekchokeme June 7, 2019
Get the michaelmug. 