A Mexican Mourning is the painful feeling and diarrhea you have when you wake up the next morning from a Mexican Dinner. Its a cultural sfacklefest! (Sfackle - The art of projecting feces with the aid of a fart, a fart spackle).
I was totally having a wet dream when I was abruptly awoken by a Mexican Mourning!
One morning in Cancun, i drank tap water and in 5 minutes i had a Mexican Mourning knocking at my sphincter...
Lucky, one of the 2 GIRLS didnt have Mexican for dinner before playing with the cup...(Mexican mourning would have made that video anti-viral)
One morning in Cancun, i drank tap water and in 5 minutes i had a Mexican Mourning knocking at my sphincter...
Lucky, one of the 2 GIRLS didnt have Mexican for dinner before playing with the cup...(Mexican mourning would have made that video anti-viral)
by PhysiksMIA February 24, 2010
Get the Mexican Mourning mug.When you eat spicy Mexican finger food like tacos, and then finger your girl to completion. The resulting aftermath is Mexican Butter.
by HonestTruthTalker October 20, 2017
Get the Mexican Butter mug.Mexican Jackhammer
The act of a woman prividing a very rough hand job, like a jackhammer, whilst holding the balls up at the base of the penis in order to pound them with every down stroke. The mexican element is derived from the "Ay Ay Ay" sound the gentleman makes during the act.
The act of a woman prividing a very rough hand job, like a jackhammer, whilst holding the balls up at the base of the penis in order to pound them with every down stroke. The mexican element is derived from the "Ay Ay Ay" sound the gentleman makes during the act.
My balls are the size of grapefruits this morning after Consuela gave me an amazing Mexican Jackhammer last night
by P-Dizzle_1 February 14, 2017
Get the Mexican Jackhammer mug.The Zesty Mexican is when you dip your cock in spicy salsa, then proceed to cram/jam your penis into an anus while wearing a sombrero. You may also include the option to yell O'ley while performing the finishing move.
Man: Dude, I gave my girlfriend the Zesty Mexican last night!
Friend: Dude, bro, that's bangin'. Have you tried giving her a hot lips houlihan?
Friend: Dude, bro, that's bangin'. Have you tried giving her a hot lips houlihan?
by Jack the Nipper November 2, 2014
Get the Zesty Mexican mug.Joey: "Everything is closed down due to COVID-19... But I could really go for some Birthday Mexican"
*Rebecca proceeds to slurp Joey's shaft loudly and sloppily, not unlike the process of eating Mexican food*
*Rebecca proceeds to slurp Joey's shaft loudly and sloppily, not unlike the process of eating Mexican food*
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Get the Birthday Mexican mug.The act of jumping face first from a dresser or platform of some sort, face first into your partners ass.
by couchguy777 October 13, 2012
Get the MEXICAN HIGHDIVE mug.It’s what you would call someone who treats the roof of their mouth with all the variety of hot cheeto chips, a gansito, and a nesquik in that order
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