Cut the melon

The act of having sex with butt cheeks where there is no penetration to the anus. Similar to tittie fucking.

Jen wanted anal sex, but instead, Brad cut the melon.

by Slickhonkie May 1, 2012

Jello melon

A sexual act in which one vigorously fingers something or someone while bouncing around like jello. One person must have breasts. There fore the melon part. Tounge is often part of jello melon.

We were about to jello melon when the phone rang.

by Bellyuoers August 7, 2015

Water my melons

When she wants you to cum from her tit job

OHHHHH WATER MY MELONS BABY!!!

by Penelopewantstojack June 18, 2020

chey melon

The nickname is a pretty lit famo, can also be written as Chey 🍈. This person can be shy (No pun intended) but then will open up and be cooler than a Cucumber. Loves animals May Become Depressed, results may vary.

Shes Pretty Cool, is her name Chey Melon?

by CheyMelonLover666 November 8, 2017

melon party

An orgy involving at least three men, who drill holes into a watermelon and stick their cocks in.

Named after an alleged incident involving Rogue, Internet Man.

"Rogue once posted a video of I think him and his friends drilling three holes in a watermelon. They put their dicks inside and humped it together."
"Damn! A melon party?"

by JasonMetloney June 14, 2022

Melon Syndrome

Someone who is addicted to melons

Person 1: "I have melon syndrome"
Person 2: "For real! Watermelons are just so good."

by PilotJay95 April 26, 2022

Archie melons

When I want to fuck miley until she bleeds all over my knob and Jess licked the Period blood of his knob

I did a Archie melons last night with Jess and miley

by Big fat slobasin July 25, 2023