Malt-O-Meal

Malt-O-Meal cereal is the cereal in bags. The best cereal. You don't mess with Malt-O-Meal. Malt-O-Meal cereal gives you more for your money. More cereal. More flavor. More eyelash volume and self-confidence. Easy. Breezy. Beautiful. Malt-O-Meal.

Dude 1: Are you eating that cereal out of a bag?

Dude 2: Yes, it's Malt-O-Meal Cereal!

Dude 1: That's weird.
Dude 2: I will Malt-O end your life.

by ROLLINEARL May 11, 2021

Epic Meal Time

A bunch of alcoholic fucktards from the interwebz eating deathly amounts of bacon and burgers mixed together in one big pile of shit.

Johnny: Hey, have you seen the new Epic Meal Time?
Fuckface: Yes I have Johnny.

by BigWillyMan69 September 7, 2011

Epic meal time

An inherent contradiction.

Dave thought that he was having an epic meal time, but he was wrong because eating is not epic.

by Rasnodar October 21, 2012

home-cooked meal

Euphemism for anal sex.

I've invited Meg over to my house tonight with the promise of a home-cooked meal.

by Bingo Fett February 12, 2013

seven course meal

noun (Australian) a six pack of beer and a meat pie

Can't wait to sit down with a seven course meal and watch the game tomorrow.

by Ryan Paine March 18, 2008

Full Course Meal

A over encompassing term for when you suck on girls tits, then eat her pussy, and finally her eat ass. The tits are the appetizer, the main dish is the pussy, and the dessert is the ass. Performing these in this specific order is known as a full course meal.

Scott: Bruh my girl wants to spice up our sex life but I don't know what to do
Jon: Easy, just give her the full course meal and she'll be wetter than Niagara falls

by Knowledge man September 25, 2021

5 course meal

Just a fatter version of a three course meal

Hey that girl is a 5 course meal

by Ten cups of yeast January 13, 2019