Mateo

His every look is penetrating, as if he sought to capture the entirety of your thoughts.

Mind reader, Mateo

by TheOneAndOnlyKaty February 9, 2020

neo-nazi boot camp makeover

term used with girls whom have shaved their head. also used on the film "empire records" after debra shaves off all of her hair in the store bathroom.

Gina: Oh now, Debra, don't be bitter, surely with your ever growing collection of flesh mutilating silver appendages and your brand new neo-nazi boot camp makeover the boys will come a-runnin'.

by tay e. c. May 4, 2006

Mateo

A very moronic friend who can be reliable at all times, if you ever meet a Mateo, you must cherish them and take care of them as they are normally autistic and can't do anything for themselves

"Fuck Mateo."

by H00DED Experience November 30, 2017

Dirty Makeout

When a person farts into their partners mouth, and then vigerously makes out with that person, swishing the stentch around.

Guy one: i knew she was cheating on me so i really got her good
Guy two: what did you do?
Guy one: i Gave her a dirty makeout session

by Pbreak09 June 5, 2009

brandon alexander maye

Brandon Alexander Maye is one of a kind the greatest kind of person that God created Brandon Alexander Maye is a great pussy eater really turns women on if you find a Brandon Alexander Maye be prepared to see perfection Brandon Alexander Mayes have big dicks that drive a girl wild and they become obsessed usually so be careful fucking a Brandon Alexander Maye

Yo that Brandon Alexander Maye ate my pussy so good I'm squirted all in the mouth

by MFSB BIGG B January 15, 2019

Billy Mayes

man who was deaf in both ears, and felt the need to shout at his audience who were only watching him because they were too lazy to change the channel. he is now deceased due to overuse of the lungs and therefore grew into a tumor. old people will never be able to buy anything again. he now rests with his hearing aids still in.

"dude i miss Billy Mayes." "sorry what was that?"
"BUY OXYCLEAN!! IT TAKES THE TOUGH STAINS OUT!!

by wreckened liberty street February 17, 2010

Invictus Maneo

A has-been Everquest Guild. Originally formed by a cyberwhore and her boyfriend, later taken over by a mute, later taken over again by the scum of Everquest.

Invictus Maneo is the new XA!

by JesusFreak November 3, 2003