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Making Maroon

The act of unprotected anal sex where faecal matter is left on the penis, which is then inserted into/ slapped against an open wound on any part of the body. The wound can either be pre-existing or inflicted on your partner(s).

Invented by Dingob3ded and tested by his buddy o' pal, D13khead
"Hey babe, do you wanna try 'Making Maroon' tonight?"
by D13kb3ded August 7, 2024
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The Magcon Effect

The unhealed part of women that will always choose a white boy even when there are significantly better options.

This is because over the past decade, Gen Z girls have grown up watching the unattainable Magcon boys (Cameron Dallas, Nash Grier, Jack Gilinsky, Shawn Mendes) and will never stop needing to prove to themselves that they can pull the token white boy.

Millenials, see “Chad Michael Murray Effect,” for further context on this phenomenon.
“Damn, I don’t even like white boys, but the Magcon effect has me picking Rob over Miguel.”
by beansella57 August 11, 2024
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Snoot magoosh

Robin is such a snoot magoosh.
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Mojo Maroon’s

also referred to as “Mojo’s” or “Jo’s”, it is your destination for the typical degenerate. Shitty liquor drinks and shitters flock by the hundreds. An excellent place to get black out and sack some turdass. Hail State. Fuck Ole Miss.
bro i just bombed my final, lets go get black out at Mojo Maroon’s.
by bulldogginurmom27 June 12, 2024
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cahooney malooney

An absolute cracked out meth-head who would be the type of person to rant about very weird conspiracy theories and make them sound real. Absolute wackjob
Dude did you see that guy with the Jong (bong with a jean cover over top of it).

Yeah he’s an absolute cahooney malooney
by Candanmansaw December 14, 2024
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Blue Magoo

When your the first person to shit in a porta-potty and the blue liquid in the bowl splashes up and hits your anus.
Son, the porta-potty cleaner was just here. Throw some toilet paper in the water so you don't get a blue magoo.

Man, I just got a blue magoo. Fresh and clean!
by Rivada June 1, 2025
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Hooch Magooch

Men or women who wear the shortest shorts possible in an effort to air out the gooch/ perineum and attract sexual desire.
Look at that hooch magooch are they even wearing underwear?
by MBurgh June 12, 2025
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