Melt

A person who is a fucking retard

Dylan is such a fucking melt

by Sementhegreat November 15, 2017

Melt-a-doo

A Melt-a-doo is a group of people chanting "MELT, MELT, MELT-A-DOO!" at ice in a cold room.

"Dude, theres a Melt-a-doo going on in room 506!"

"MELT! MELT! MELT-A-DOO!"

by TimeIsntTicking June 4, 2022

melting the mouse

When you turn on your air conditioner but it burns up because a mouse crawled inside. Also a term for male masturbation.

"Hey, can we get some air in here? I'm sweating balls from all this melting the mouse."
"Nah, man, I hit the thermostat earlier but I think I melted the mouse."
"RIP soulja boy"

by deadsouljaboy July 24, 2015

melt the butter

to melt the butter is when a big secret is out or when you like someone and they know

person 1: i like marie
person 2:omg did you just melt the butter
marie: he melted the butter!!!

by iheartgolsfish213 October 22, 2022

Melt

You will understand the definition of a Melt by watching any rap videos by K.S.I on YouTube, or just scroll through his twitter

"K.S.I made fun of mental health, what a melt"
"K.S.I brags about having 3somes with birds he met through Joe Weller, what a melt"

by Yagirlphe October 7, 2017

Melted John

Someone who is extremely intoxicated (a Glaswegian slang term)

Oaft I’m absolutely melted John

by danie7smith March 6, 2025

melting moment

When you give your partner a blumpkin (which is a blowjob whilst he is taking a dump) and remove it from the toilet to freeze it. Once it is frozen you then use it as a dildo and gradually let the poo melt in your anus so you can proceed to poop out his shit

my girlfriend is so crazy and wants to try do a melting moment with me

by littlemissblumpkin March 6, 2024