Marketing Mongrel

An even lower form of life than the Management Minga. A Marketing Mongrel typically aspires to (a) be a Management Minga, (b)hang out with Management Minga's; but in most cases niether is achievable. Marketing Mongrels engage in activities that even the common cretin would not and incur such names as "Chipmunk", "gumby", or "Number three" through either appearance or behavioural characteristics.
" Man I wish I was a Management Minga. They're so smart and not to mention, HOT!"

" Forget it, once a Markting Mongrel, always a Marketing Mongrel"

"Man, if only I didn't look like a chipmunk...I wonder if I'll get invited to the next minga party"

"doubt it"
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Internet Marketer

People who turns caffeine into money. These are humans that doesn't sleep, no social life, and already married their keyboard. You can find an example on your email's spam box.
Jason: Hey, I've heard you're an internet marketer?
Me: Yea! Sign-up on me , no BS! *evil laugh*
by professional heckler November 26, 2017
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Facebook Marketing

you can see this sentence overly used on yungstarbeam's comment section in instagram
yungstarbeam : *posted a cat meowing in agony*

the whole comment section : "facebook marketing"
by terry styles November 15, 2022
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Backdoor marketer

A Persina that sells product illegal or behind closed doors
I bought that birking bag from backdoor marketer
by BACKDOOR Marketer July 3, 2023
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Market capitalist system

It is a system that is free without much government intervention and promotes wealth creation based on the vagaries of the market
When there is no government running then the market capitalist system exists
by Ziad K Abdelnour September 18, 2018
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Bound-by Marketing

has creative ideas tied to strategy
My god it is so epic to have someone that is bound-by marketing work with my organization.
by boundbymktg June 30, 2011
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Taking the cow to market

"Did you see the size of that bird Dave's shagging"
"Yes his, Taking the cow to market"
by Vic140385 August 14, 2008
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