-the art of talking shit
by TeddyS October 27, 2011
Get the Scatter Logicalmug. 1: Dude did you see John punch that guy in the throat?
2: Yeah, but he had it coming, he dissed John's mom.
1: Hmm, that's true. I guess John committed a logical phallusy.
2: Yeah, but he had it coming, he dissed John's mom.
1: Hmm, that's true. I guess John committed a logical phallusy.
by Zhaadsquad August 6, 2014
Get the Logical Phallusymug. Lynda logic is when you use logic that doesn't make any sense because you always want to be right. Even if you use pictures to proof you are right, she still won't admit it. Lynda logic defies the laws of physics & reality and needs to be studied to have a better understanding of the subject.
by NasirJones181 November 4, 2021
Get the Lynda logicmug. by nelsha moha March 9, 2016
Get the logical explanationmug. 
A paradoxical statement that seems to have a flaw in its logic, yet none can be found. Term refers to the film "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium," where this logic is used frequently.
In some cases, Magorium logic may appear somewhat circular in nature, with the logic pattern looping back upon itself.
In some cases, Magorium logic may appear somewhat circular in nature, with the logic pattern looping back upon itself.
ANNE: "You can't know something you don't know because you don't know it."
JASON: "That's an example of Magorium logic if I ever heard one."
JASON: "That's an example of Magorium logic if I ever heard one."
by JasonMc92 January 20, 2011
Get the Magorium logicmug. A phrase, or verbal tactical argument that is sufficiently devastating in its logic to blatantly show the inherent irrationality of an idea, a policy, a social norm, or an institution, and therefore to destroy it.
(There is of course, sadly, the potentially long interim period between when a social norm or institution is destroyed logically and when it ends in actuality.)
(There is of course, sadly, the potentially long interim period between when a social norm or institution is destroyed logically and when it ends in actuality.)
Slavery: search the writings of Frederick Douglass
Dueling: see Robert Axelrod's Complexity of Cooperation
Example of a Logic Bomb for the death penalty:
Because inherently some few innocent people are executed every year, those that support the death penalty, particularly those judges, etc. that willingly participate in carrying it out, are at the very least serial accomplices in murder (and because it is willful and premeditated, they are likely 1st degree offenders). Because of the high number of such cases (not to mention the particular cruelty and callousness involved, let alone the serial nature of their crimes) they are eligible for the death penalty, and should be placed under arrest immediately.
Dueling: see Robert Axelrod's Complexity of Cooperation
Example of a Logic Bomb for the death penalty:
Because inherently some few innocent people are executed every year, those that support the death penalty, particularly those judges, etc. that willingly participate in carrying it out, are at the very least serial accomplices in murder (and because it is willful and premeditated, they are likely 1st degree offenders). Because of the high number of such cases (not to mention the particular cruelty and callousness involved, let alone the serial nature of their crimes) they are eligible for the death penalty, and should be placed under arrest immediately.
by Belief Show September 25, 2011
Get the Logic Bombmug.