He is a amazing guy. all the chicks dig him but he sticks to the hottest one. he is always getting straight good grades and has a massive dick. He is always having girls ask if they can smash him. He always ends up with the girl he wants. He is amazing at sport and pretty much good at everything.
by ITS HIHIHIHHIHHIHIHIHHIHIHIHIH September 7, 2020

A cute, good-looking grumpy Japanese captain who won't leave a piece of you if you're a titan. Loves cleaning and beating up Eren Yeager. Has his own squad... oh sorry, they're dead. Has a four (actually three)-eyed friend. Had another friend with blond hair, but he's dead.
Why didn't you guys clean under the counter? Captain Levi's going to smack the shit out of you if he finds an inch of dust there!
"Levi Ackerman, who is also known as Heichou Levi, has barely survived the fangirls' attack".
"Levi Ackerman, who is also known as Heichou Levi, has barely survived the fangirls' attack".
by skypierivai November 23, 2021

by hehehhehheheh February 26, 2023

Really the best way I can put it is, Levi’s are ok at times when they’re not trying to purposely annoy you. They have a hard time coming to terms with the fact that they are psychopaths and need mental help. Meeting a Levi wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world but he will always disagree with you and stubborn beyond words. So I be sure you are prepared mentally for many disagreements. Lastly Levi’s are delusional and far from innocent.
Sarah: I’ve done all I can to help you Levi but I think you need mental help
Levi: Your right Sarah…I should listen to you more often. Your right about me but I disagree bc I don’t want to give you the satisfaction of knowing I agree with you.
Levi: Your right Sarah…I should listen to you more often. Your right about me but I disagree bc I don’t want to give you the satisfaction of knowing I agree with you.
by www.creedthoughts.gov// June 25, 2023

by ~s.brooke March 10, 2021

by FreezyLemonade March 3, 2023

The dumbest cunt you’ll ever meet. Tiny penis and got that Ohio rizz
Won’t shut the fuck up about skibidi toilet and hurts your head with his voice
Won’t shut the fuck up about skibidi toilet and hurts your head with his voice
by Dhesbzwbs January 11, 2024
