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Drew's Law

Drew's Law states that you're only allowed to date or hookup with someone within 1 grade level in high school. For example;

Freshman can only hookup with other freshman, or sophomores
Sophomores can only hookup with freshman and juniors
Juniors can only hookup with sophomores and seniors
Seniors can only hookup with juniors or seniors

Exception: If the person was held back a year, then their grade level counts for one above
Drew: Hey did you see that Alanna (a sophomore) hooked up with a senior?

Paxton: She's a sophomore with a senior? That violates Drew's Law, I thought she was with Ben?

Drew: Not anymore
by DrewTheGod October 22, 2018
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husband in Law

The guy who hooks up with your exwife
I hope my husband in law didnt wear out the old lady while i was gone
by Suka may korncob January 3, 2019
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Syndrome's Law

The viewpoint that, if every individual item can be defined as , then none of them do.
The term comes from the 2004 Pixar film "The Incredibles", wherein the main antagonist, Buddy "Syndrome" Pine, states,
"... when I'm old and I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions so that everyone can be superheroes. Everyone can be super. And when everyone's super, no one will be."
"If every character is broken and overpowered, then none of them are"
That's what's referred to as "Syndrome's Law"
by JKPwnage January 19, 2019
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Adham’s Law

Adham’s Law states:
“If you are of no use to Adham in any way, shape, or form, then you don’t exist.”
*Class argues about simple Math questions*
Adham: “I’m outta here. None of you are worth anything”
Y. Nashef: “Good job in applying Adham’s Law!”
Adham: “Naturally.”
by Lancelot_811 February 3, 2019
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Hoffman's Law

Temporary solutions tend to become permanent.
Take the time to do it the right way before Hoffman's Law bites us.
by DevOps Dude May 30, 2018
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Savage's Law

Savage's Law is the observations that most or all misanthropes project their own character flaws and negative qualities onto the rest of the human species.

It's another expression of Freudian projection that a guy with the last name Savage witnessed in misanthropes.
"All authoritarians seem to follow Savage's Law"
"All authoritarians seem to succumb Savage's Law"
"All authoritarians seem to exemplify Savage's Law"
"All politicians of the Left and the Right seem to follow Savage's Law"
"Leftists seem to follow Savage's Law"
by BeastlyTw@t November 10, 2022
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Scout Law

A Scout is:

a. Trustworthy in the streets.
b. Courteous in the sheets.
Example of using the Scout Law:

Scout 1: "A scout is trustworthy in the streets..."

Scout 2: "And courteous in the sheets."
by Mercedes78 November 17, 2022
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