Leon and Jesus

Leon and Jesus will be going on their first date today (December 20th, 2023) at the mall. A Leon will arrive exactly at 5:00 PM, not wanting to pardon his lady. Leons are the type of guys who are very gentleman-like and are extremely loyal to their partners. Their are also very highly intelligent and knows when someone tries to take advantage of them.

He doesn't allow cheaters in his life and he is not a simp to be with a woman that has a boyfriend, especially her boyfriend thug. Leon unfortunately has a crazy woman who loves Satan and is a massive control-freak, but his girlfriend Jesus Christ will knock the shit out of her to eternal hell, Jesus being extremely loyal to Leon her boyfriend.

A Leon is very lucky to have such a loyal girlfriend like Jesus that accepts him for who he is, never tried to control him in a manipulative matter, and loves him with unconditional love. That crazy woman with children is an unfaithful, lying, decitful, devil-worshipping, cheating, control racist loser that will literally be with Leon to avoid going to hell. But the prophecy is already written that Leon's girlfriend will punch her to eternal hell forever.

A Leon is a very lucky man to have Jesus Christ in his life.
Leon and Jesus forever in love. No one can separate each other, not even that wicked crazy witch and her equally crazy thug boyfriend.

May God bless them!
by LebanonJames December 20, 2023
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Leone Sun

He is a smart handsome guy really good at both sport and school he a a boy that girl would adore.
Leone Sun is smart.
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Leone Sun

He is a smart guy good at sport and school or work he is a guy who girls would adore.
Leone Sun is so smart.
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Seat Leon FR1

Limited Seat Leon sold with backets and powerfull engine from 175 HP to 230 HP
Did you see that Seat Leon FR1 it's just like a racecar
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leon mekuli

sigma male that eats two year old kids in a ally way and is very nice to people who are his next target cause he loves suffering.
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leon driver

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Doing a Leon

Spreading your legs over a toilet, clenching your butt hole, and bending forward while pushing down your penis to aim towards the toilet bowl and jizzing.
Person 1: Hey so did you do your snow dance?
Person 2: No, but I was doing a leon instead.
by JesusIsTheReasonForTheSeason September 04, 2014
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