Kobe

Helicopter Brand Giblets

Person 1: Man, did you heard about Kobe Bryant?
Person 2: Aw fuck he's dead?

by bumboblio January 30, 2020

Kobe

A gay boy

Kobe is my boyfriend

by kobesgirlfriend January 8, 2017

Kobe

The purest form of focus. To be “Kobe” is to be driven to the fullest in any field you want to fulfill, and to be focused on greatness while doing it.

Part of speech: Adjective

Person 1: Wow, he’s really driven, isn’t he?
Person 2: Yeah, you could say he’s Kobe right now.
Person 1: You’re right, only Kobe himself would have a drive like this.

by SADNessSZN May 18, 2020

Kobe and “Shaq”qin

When one man pees standing up and another person sits on the toilet and shits. Hence Kobe “shoots” his pee and Shaq “dunks” his poop.

Man me and my bro got freaky last night, we were Kobe and “Shaq”qin in the bathroom.

by Chris.bobbie May 27, 2024

Kobe

The act of someone hitting an amazing shot in basketball. A great feat or achievement, in honor of the late, great Kobe Bryant.

John: Yo, Jake! Did you just see that full-court shot?
Jake: Yeah, dude! You just fucking Kobed it!

by Bruhtonius January 27, 2020

Kobe

That lit ass dude your girl can't stop thinking about

Most attractive and irresistible hot guy y'all know. Body of a god. Stay focussed or dude seduces your girl

Girl 1: What's your new boyfriend like?
Girl 2: He's a Kobe
Girl 1: Threesome?
Girl 2: But what about your boyfriend?
Girl 1: He's hot but not a Kobe

by Just a lit ass dude November 22, 2021

Kobe Covert

A real ass street nigga that don’t play by the rules. He got 4 bodies and been in and out da pen. That nigga be spinnin shit and dog hoes. He also got members like Jdot Breezy he be coolin wit.

Oh shit that’s Kobe Covert we gotta get inside

by dreqo October 10, 2022