Who got your balls in a knot?

When someone is being an ignorant scumbag and is acting like an annoying grump for no apparent reason.

Jake: Hey broskie, wanna head to the fair with me in a bit

Chris: No bro, piss the fuck off!

Jake: Jeez man, Who got your balls in a knot?

by James Mcagee August 07, 2024

Fropel Knot

A Fropel Knot is when two women tie an anal bead with a rope and cover it in piss and shit before inserting it up the ass then yanking it out.

Me and my girl Katie loved doing a Fropel Knot, it was so hot!

by flapkacks November 15, 2023

Coochie knots

Little swirls of hair resembling pubic hair on the back of the scalp

Bitch looks like she got coochie knots on the back of her head

by mulattomamma June 07, 2018

clot knot

The instance when a females period blood clumps and drys in her pubic hair. "Its painful and gross."

"Fucking tracy, shes such a clot knot!" "I was late to work because i had to shower out my clot knots "

by pattytheinvisible September 30, 2014

Stained Balloon Knot

discoloration of the anus from fecal matter passing through the human digestive system

He put his face all up on my stained balloon Knot and ate it like a chocolate pudding cup!

by SavageBabe907 September 16, 2021

Salloon Knotting

Getting drunk with a bottle of booze up the ass.

Jeff hooked up with this nasty chick that convinced him to go "Salloon Knotting" with her and all he remembers is a bottle of champagne with everyone laughing hysterically at him when he got a erection from her wiggling the bottle around in his ass.

by Maniconwords February 12, 2025

tornado knot

A tie knot that is tied so horribly that it looks like a tornado came by and wrapped it around your neck.

Good luck at your job interview with that tornado knot you got there.

by alucardeverlasting October 30, 2013