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kitten syndrome

The feeling of heaviness and/or sleepiness after eating a very large meal.

Usually occurs after dinner and results in a good nights sleep.
1.After eating her large meal, Margie felt the effects of kitten syndrome coming on, and prepared to go to bed immediatley.

2.Paul: Dude I ate such a large meal, and now I feel that kitten syndrome coming on.
George: You'll be sleeping well tonight
by taytay1212 November 18, 2011
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kitten lintsicle

after collecting hairballs from your kitten for 1 year to the day, freeze the accumulated hairball for 4 hours. After vigorous physical activity, kick back and relax by eating you kitten lintsicle. You can only make a kitten lintsicle once a year for good luck.
Kitten lintsicles are one of a kind
by Roger McDodger McFlodger Roger November 23, 2011
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Kitten Bah

Another way to say friend or homie.
(Can be shortened to kitten)
You are such a Kitten Bah.
Kitten Bah you smell like Norgren.
What’s up Kitten.
by Kitten Bah March 21, 2023
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shirt kitten

Shirt kitten means a bonny one willing to do whatever it takes to get McDonalds ...Even if it means stuffing a mcgriddle in her mcmuffin
"Omg did you see that girl giving head in the mcdonalds parking lot for a mcgriddle?? She's such a shirt kitten!"
by Pecker_On_Urban_Dictionary March 24, 2023
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kitten turd

Synonyms: Asshole, bitch, shit-head

Antonym: Kitten Turtle

Noun.

1. A creature that looks cute like a kitten but with little devil horns except the horns are really dull.

2. Someone who acts and says assholey things sometimeswhen stressed or frustrated with life.
Example:

She's being such a kitten turd today!

Wow. That's a kitten turd move.

I can't talk to you right now because you being a kitten turd.
by KitTurd October 25, 2023
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On Dead Kittens

If you have ever heard the phrase "On Dead Dawgs" well this is a whole new level of serious. Usually used to swear upon the name of fallen comrades whos bonds were forged in the fiery battlefields of call of duty 4.
I got you with an eigth for 45 and thats on dead kittens cuz.

On the most deadest of kittens to ever be a dead kitten you will put some respek on my name.
by AaronHernandez87 August 1, 2017
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Kitten Breath

Used to describe when your cat has bad smelling breath. You can treat it by brushing there teeth or to stop eating seafood flavored cat food.
We have to treat your kitten breath it smells like absolute shit
by Ya Heeeeaarrrd July 9, 2018
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