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kitten lintsicle

after collecting hairballs from your kitten for 1 year to the day, freeze the accumulated hairball for 4 hours. After vigorous physical activity, kick back and relax by eating you kitten lintsicle. You can only make a kitten lintsicle once a year for good luck.
Kitten lintsicles are one of a kind
by Roger McDodger McFlodger Roger November 23, 2011
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kitten turd

Synonyms: Asshole, bitch, shit-head

Antonym: Kitten Turtle

Noun.

1. A creature that looks cute like a kitten but with little devil horns except the horns are really dull.

2. Someone who acts and says assholey things sometimeswhen stressed or frustrated with life.
Example:

She's being such a kitten turd today!

Wow. That's a kitten turd move.

I can't talk to you right now because you being a kitten turd.
by KitTurd October 25, 2023
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mm's kitten

-Heyyy are you an mm's kitten

-WTF DOES THAT MEAN

-Ahhh nothing fam
by quandaledingleson August 1, 2022
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Pissing kittens

The female form of crapping-a-cat. When a person who has a vagina expresses their anger in an extreme manner. For example, using wild hand gestures while screaming swear words.
Mom was pissing kittens when she got home and noticed semen all over her new granite countertops.
by Sleepover Gang Party November 19, 2021
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Piss Kitten

Generally, a Discord Kitten with or is subject to a piss kink. It may just refer to someone else or them being a “kitten”.
Hey piss kitten, it’s my daily pleasure time :)!

I’m a piss kitten, so I like watching you in agony >:)!
by Dadilongkok October 5, 2021
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Teris kitten

A person who will literally lick teris ass juices off the floor like a good little kitten and will receive nitro as a reward
Teri: kitten come here i need you to do something for me

Teris Kitten: oh no please

Teri: thats right i need you to lick the ass stains off the floor
by Wanna breed July 8, 2021
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kitten lizzy

kitten lizzy is the cutest person ever! they make you feel like you’re special and much more it’s the cutest thing. they’ll do everything to make you happy and it rlly is cute 😊! kitten lizzy makes everything 10x better. if you have someone called kitten lizzy make sure to never ever let go of them no matter how hard it gets because you’ll regret it more than anything. kitten lizzy is also the most genuine person and the prettiest person you’ll ever meet <3 kitten lizzy is worth everything to die for. i personally let go kitten lizzy and i’d do anything to go back to that day i’d change everything because letting kitten lizzy go was the most dumbest decision i ever made, and i’d do ANYTHING i mean ANYTHING to go back to when they were mine. anyways the morale is if you have a kitten lizzy be great full and don’t take any moment for granted.
oh wow. hi kitten lizzy.. you’re gorgeous lol <3
by iheartpeanutt July 11, 2021
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