A better way to remember the scientific classification of
Kingdom
Phylum
Class
Order
Family
Genus
Species
Fuck "Kings play chess on fine glass surfaces" or "Kids prefer candy over fancy green salad," gay sex is where it's at.
Kingdom
Phylum
Class
Order
Family
Genus
Species
Fuck "Kings play chess on fine glass surfaces" or "Kids prefer candy over fancy green salad," gay sex is where it's at.
Kenny: "I can't seem to remember the scientific classification."
Jim: "Kenny, please come over for gay sex."
Kenny: "Oh, I get it now! Thanks, gay sex!"
Jim: "Kenny, please come over for gay sex."
Kenny: "Oh, I get it now! Thanks, gay sex!"
by toadboy123 February 12, 2017

Definition You say it whenever Kenny dies in a episode so every episode or if you see someone named Kenny die
by Kenny McCormicc April 6, 2023

Stan and Kyle use to say this when Kenny gets killed..not so often after season 5,they kinda realise that it happens all the times..
Kenny gets killed by someone.
Stan:oh,my God!You killed Kenny!
Kyle:You bastard!
Then Kennys dead body is attacked by 3 or 4 rats :)
Stan:oh,my God!You killed Kenny!
Kyle:You bastard!
Then Kennys dead body is attacked by 3 or 4 rats :)
by Digooo February 12, 2005

and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure
and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure
by and dude i talked to kenny las October 29, 2017

HE claims that it means a brave knight. I doubt it most of the time but I've never really looked it up. To have a Kenni means no romantic gestures and bare minimum of mushy sweetness, but boy do I tell you that a Kenni is the most reliable sonofabish in the whole motherfuckin world. The spelling itself is unusual compared to the mainstream kennys, which also proves that Kennis are better than Kennys (no offense). He works hard (usually not in everything he does, but if he wants to, he will work very very hard), he is chill (unlike many other adults with anxiety and other baggage we know), he loves his family very very much (in-law relationships sure isn't going to be easy to build). The point is, to love a Kenni means to learn to love, to love in between the sweetness and bitterness of him. He isn't perfect, but when he says he'll be there, he will always be there which is not easy to come by, if he loves you, he really really loves you, nothing will sway him and he will stay in love with you for all eternity. Appreciate a Kenni cus like the mediocre twist in his name, it is very uncommon and you might not be able to find another one.
Hey Kenny! No man, it's KENNI with an I!
no one: ....
Kenni: *insert salty joke*
me: don't start being a Kenni *rolls eyes*
no one: ....
Kenni: *insert salty joke*
me: don't start being a Kenni *rolls eyes*
by Bacteriola November 24, 2021


