A Kansas City Casserole is when you insert all of the ingredients of a tater-tat casserole(ground beef, tater tots, cheddar cheese, ranch seasoning, yellow onion, etc) into the participants spread anus and then engage in aggressive anal sex with the for-mentioned person to heat the ingredients. After both chefs climax you will scoop the semen covered Kanas City Casserole out with a serving spoon and enjoy.😋
Ethan: are you coming to the lake tomorrow with us?
Kailin: I don’t know man my stomach and rectum are still in pain from that Kansas City Casserole
Kailin: I don’t know man my stomach and rectum are still in pain from that Kansas City Casserole
by swagtootuff September 18, 2024
Get the Kansas City Casserolemug. When a casino uses neural networks to influence poker tournaments or when someone defines a word on urban dictionary and ruins poker for every casino in the world.
Man: “ Whoa! Did that guy just pull the ‘ol Kansas City Shuffle and bankrupt a shitload of casinos? That ain’t retarded”
by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023
Get the Kansas City Shufflemug. When you throw up pizza while giving a blowjob, and you use it as an extra liquid because you just smoked a shit ton of weed and you have cottonmouth.
Girl 1: Girl, You have no idea, what happened last nights.
Girl 2: Tell me!! Tell me!!
Girl 1: I was giving this guy head last night, after I smoke a shit ton of pot, and ate a lot of pizza.. and I threw up my pizza while giving him head!! I gave him a Kansas Pizzeria!!
Girl 2: Tell me!! Tell me!!
Girl 1: I was giving this guy head last night, after I smoke a shit ton of pot, and ate a lot of pizza.. and I threw up my pizza while giving him head!! I gave him a Kansas Pizzeria!!
by Mictasty December 13, 2019
Get the Kansas Pizzeriamug. While having intercourse, the male rotates while penetrating the female until she loses consciousness, much like the tornado in “The Wizard of Oz”. When she awakes, you must be in a witch costume or else she’ll be allowed to crush you with her house.
My wife and I have been looking for new ways to spice things up. Just last week we tried a Kansas Smackdown, and boy was I unprepared.
by Realboy69420 August 19, 2021
Get the Kansas Smackdownmug. by DeepFriedSteve September 15, 2019
Get the Went to Kansasmug. When you place someone else’s head up your ass and give a nice 90 degree twist in either direction thereby giving they receiver a clearer view of things
by zebRaTamer112 May 14, 2018
Get the Kansas crabapplemug. 1. The inevitable aftermath of eating any raw ocean fish as sushi or sashimi, in a landlocked area of any country. Applies equally to the explosive process out of the piehole or the one located at the yonder end of the alimentary canal.
2. Kansas City’s Premier Foosball Team, consistently ranked #6 by Field & Stream.
2. Kansas City’s Premier Foosball Team, consistently ranked #6 by Field & Stream.
1. Phanh-hang: “O no sweetie did you need me to grab you the Dude Wipes, or the Depends again?”
Sweetie: “BISHH WE ALL OUDDATHEWIPES UUNNGHHH SPLTHTHPHPHTHTTTT I GOTS DA KANSAS CITY SPLATTERS FROM BLEEAAACCGGHCGGHH THAT SUSHIGGLURBGBGHGRBLEGGGGGG <<splattt>> <<FAAAART!>> WE ATED IN TOPEKA. BLEGHGHGEGCHH.”
2. “Wow. The 2025-26 season for the Kansas City Splatters just dropped. Quick — go grab Dad’s Amex card!”
Sweetie: “BISHH WE ALL OUDDATHEWIPES UUNNGHHH SPLTHTHPHPHTHTTTT I GOTS DA KANSAS CITY SPLATTERS FROM BLEEAAACCGGHCGGHH THAT SUSHIGGLURBGBGHGRBLEGGGGGG <<splattt>> <<FAAAART!>> WE ATED IN TOPEKA. BLEGHGHGEGCHH.”
2. “Wow. The 2025-26 season for the Kansas City Splatters just dropped. Quick — go grab Dad’s Amex card!”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 26, 2025
Get the Kansas City Splattersmug.