keyboard cleaning

when you clean the keyboard

bob: watche doin
me: keyboard cleaning
bob: ok
me:`1234567890-
bob: wtf
me: qwertyuiop\
bob: the holy scroogle mcdoodle???
ASDFGHJKL;'
Me: zXZCVBNMN,./
bob: shut up
Me:

bob: stop talking

by rat, but this time smarter November 23, 2023

Keyboard warrior

People like ‘sesh gremlins’ who act hard over text but don’t say or do anything in person because they are too scared

You’re nothing but a keyboard warrior mate, pipe down.

by ADL FC March 2, 2019

keyboard of shame

Keyboard of shame is any iOS app that has not been updated to support iOS 7 and still uses the old interface style.

There are a lot of apps, such as Trainyard, still on the store, some of them suffering from app rot have the keyboard of shame.

by Klaser February 28, 2014

Krusty Keyboard

When a man jacks off so much that he is unable to type on his keyboard because his hand hurts. This mostly hapens on days when his parents are not home or when his girlfriend will not give him a handjob, if he has one.

"Hey man, I heard you screaming last night, you ok?"

"Well last night I had a Krusty Keyboard, but I think I'll be fine"

by seax February 28, 2012

Linear Keyboard

A decent keyboard with flat keys designed for those who don't want to be annoyed by giant keys that require extreme force to push down and the loud clicking sound that comes with it.

Linear keyboards are decent.

by Exodim January 16, 2024

Keyboard

Used to define discord mod dating “kitten” people. Or people who are severely desperate and like to edate

“I heard Micheal is dating that girl 2,000 miles away.”
“So he’s a Keyboard?”

by YunjinLee September 12, 2022

that's how the keyboard works

when your friend does something so stupid, you can respond with this simple phrase.

joe: yo bro i just broke my bedroom door
joe 2: i guess that's how the keyboard works

joe: bro i literally can't sleep at night stfu

by the blaster. August 16, 2023