jordan

RASH BOY- a male gender who contains a rash in his pubic area.

That kid is a jordan.

by Steven Shickel May 16, 2008

Jordan

A creepy stalker who is obsessive, over protective, controlling, annoying, rude, selfish, stupid/dumb/unintelligent, manwhore, SUCKS at comebacks... (: all in all...he is a dumb ass!!

AND a horrible boyfriend!

Jordan: I didnt cheat on you! you just found that girls tank top in my car by accident! its all an illusion!!

Jordan: I'll wait for you forever
*anon: you'll be waiting for a LONG time

Jordan: If i could choose any woman to have children with it would be you, but i would wait until your out of highschool..unless you know, you wanted to start earlier.

Jordan: i cant see myself with anyone but you. i dont know why i cant get over you, your just stuck in my head, but i dont know why.

by ihatejordan December 28, 2009

Jordan

Rolling the dice of a board game in an ill mannered fashion causing them to roll away

aww man i just pulled a jordan

by Everyone whos every pulled a jordan November 12, 2006

Jordan

A man who's girlfriend has herpes.

Linton: Did you see Jordan?

Jeff: No, but I think I got a cold sore from his girlfriend.

by Cheabiotch November 3, 2009

jordan

boy who likes moose. obsessed with plaid. hates coffee but likes chai tea. enjoys slinkys and wants to own a cow. has three chest hairs and likes top hats.

Jordan: MOOSE

by sshhaanniiqquuaa February 5, 2010

Jordan

Has a large fanny. Has odd hair and behaves like one of the female gender.

Dude stop being such a Jordan.

by JayBeeBeatch September 26, 2010

Jordan

A TWAT

Person: He's called Jordan, he must be a twat

by Justonemore September 25, 2013