A creepy stalker who is obsessive, over protective, controlling, annoying, rude, selfish, stupid/dumb/unintelligent, manwhore, SUCKS at comebacks... (: all in all...he is a dumb ass!!
AND a horrible boyfriend!
AND a horrible boyfriend!
Jordan: I didnt cheat on you! you just found that girls tank top in my car by accident! its all an illusion!!
Jordan: I'll wait for you forever
*anon: you'll be waiting for a LONG time
Jordan: If i could choose any woman to have children with it would be you, but i would wait until your out of highschool..unless you know, you wanted to start earlier.
Jordan: i cant see myself with anyone but you. i dont know why i cant get over you, your just stuck in my head, but i dont know why.
Jordan: I'll wait for you forever
*anon: you'll be waiting for a LONG time
Jordan: If i could choose any woman to have children with it would be you, but i would wait until your out of highschool..unless you know, you wanted to start earlier.
Jordan: i cant see myself with anyone but you. i dont know why i cant get over you, your just stuck in my head, but i dont know why.
by ihatejordan December 28, 2009
Get the Jordanmug. by Everyone whos every pulled a jordan November 12, 2006
Get the Jordanmug. by Cheabiotch November 3, 2009
Get the Jordanmug. boy who likes moose. obsessed with plaid. hates coffee but likes chai tea. enjoys slinkys and wants to own a cow. has three chest hairs and likes top hats.
Jordan: MOOSE
by sshhaanniiqquuaa February 5, 2010
Get the jordanmug. by JayBeeBeatch September 26, 2010
Get the Jordanmug. 
by horsieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 18, 2010
Get the jordanmug.