Jonathan Foreman

The HOTTEST guy in the history of music

Jonathan Foreman: blonde hair, blue eyes, surfer, rocker!!

by I'm not saying July 8, 2006

Jonathan Giddens

Lame like Zachary Smallwood.

Jonathan Giddens is lame.

by a kid who respects people October 30, 2018

Jonathan Medrano

The definition of Taco Bell, trying to be cultured but made by white people.

“is he hispanic or white?”
- “oh he’s jonathan medrano”

by thedailyminecrafter February 1, 2018

The Jonathan Move

When one tries desperately to get with a girl for a year and fails miserably, he then goes for her little sister as a result.

Dude don't tell me you just did The Jonathan Move!

Who cares man, her little sister is nicer anyways.

You're disgusting,you know that?

by Alright,lets play naked. May 18, 2014

Jonathan Jaison

The meaning of Jonathan Jaison is fat cut Indian that gets no bitches and simps for everyone and he thinks he has all the G's but is terribly mistaken it is his best friend Aaron who has all the G's and bitches the G's only like Jonathan because Neta told everyone Jonathan Chacko Jaison gives a good titty fuck and the G's what to practise on him before they try on their misses.

Yo is that Jonathan Jaison from the gay strip club

by that1indianigg@ August 24, 2022

Goodluck Jonathan

A person who rules with passion and dignity but is insulted by many

That guy is such a Goodluck Jonathan

by anonymous November 1, 2020

Jonathan Nauck

A delicious adult beverage consisting of 1/2 vodka, 1/4 Chambord liqueur, and 1/4 grapefruit, served over ice. It is known for its unique flavor and smoothness. Symptoms may include a heightened sense of style and lowered sense of inhibitions.

1.Damn, dude. All those bitches were drinkin' Jonathan Naucks and gettin' crazy last night. One of them busted out a titty on the dance floor!

2. Janie had three Jonathan Nauck's last night and just started thrown' leg left and right!

by B.R. Ballers' Club September 20, 2011