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Lady Jizz

The ejaculatory fluids secreted by a female sex organ. (I. E. the vagina or va jay jay) Or the act of secreting said fluids.
Did you just lady jizz on my face?
Yeah...

Her lady jizz tastes like the sweat of an angel.
by Socrates and Fruit Loops June 30, 2011
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jizz in my pants

The act of ejaculating in one's trousers. It is implied that this expression is used when it takes very little to arouse someone to the point of climax.

The term was first coined and used as the refrain and title of a song created by The Lonely Island and premiering on Saturday Night Live as a digital short.
1: I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check-out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

2: When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

3:I looked up a definition in the Urban Dictionary and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
by Tamek December 17, 2008
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jizz in my pants

What happens to me because I'm a virgin.
Guy 1: Hey man did you just jizz in your pants?

Guy 2: Yeah, it happened when that girl grazed my jacket with hers. I shot a load off.

Guy 1: Damn, that's weak!

Guy 2: Yeah, I know, I'm a virgin.

Jizz in my pants
by 123_Fake_Street January 13, 2009
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Jizzack

(n) Liquid emitted from the male sexual organ, said in a l337 manner.
D00d, he got jizzack all over the bizatch's fizace!
by Oya June 6, 2003
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jizz fuzz

The fuzz that accumulates on old cum stains
Ewww dude look at that bandana..its got jizz fuzz all over it..Pete's really gotta wash that shit.
by ushelloicameupwithit August 27, 2009
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Jizz Bead

I whipped it out and strung a Jizz bead on her neck...Awesome!
by Bobbymoore January 26, 2010
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Jizz Overload

when you haven't ejaculated for a few days and you are involved in sexual activity - when you cum it's twice the amount you normally cum therefore being a 'Jizz Overload'
After coming back from the 4 day work conference, I was talking to Tracey online and had a huge Jizz Overload

What.... all over your computer?

Nah - I had a couple of cum hankys on me
by Jaye Bombed August 9, 2010
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