Javindu is a guy who can make you laugh and he can make you happy on your worse days he likes to fuck around with you he is the ideal boyfriend he can make the best grades. Usually tough and badass on the outside, with a sweet, soft spot on the inside, especially when it comes to the women they care about. Javindus are known to be way stronger than they think they are, and they keep pushing themselves and never give up. If you find a Javindu, watch him. There's more to him than meets the eye.
Guy 1: "Yo, check out the beast on the bars, ese!"
Guy 2: "I know, man! Dude's a fucking Javindu!"
Girl 1: "Who's the guy that opened the door for us earlier?"
Girl 2: "Oh, that's Javindu."
Girl 1: "Dammmmmnnnnn, he's hot."
Girl 2: "He already has a girlfriend."
Girl 1: "Aw PISS!"
Guy 2: "I know, man! Dude's a fucking Javindu!"
Girl 1: "Who's the guy that opened the door for us earlier?"
Girl 2: "Oh, that's Javindu."
Girl 1: "Dammmmmnnnnn, he's hot."
Girl 2: "He already has a girlfriend."
Girl 1: "Aw PISS!"
by Not Elina November 26, 2023
Get the Javindu mug.Javindu is a guy who can make you laugh and he can make you happy on your worse days he likes to fuck around with you he is the ideal boyfriend. Usually tough and badass on the outside, with a sweet, soft spot on the inside, especially when it comes to the women they care about. Javindus are known to be way stronger than they think they are, and they keep pushing themselves and never give up. If you find a Javindu, watch him. There's more to him than meets the eye.
Guy 1: "Yo, check out the beast on the bars, ese!"
Guy 2: "I know, man! Dude's a fucking Javindu!"
Girl 1: "Who's the guy that opened the door for us earlier?"
Girl 2: "Oh, that's Javindu."
Girl 1: "Dammmmmnnnnn, he's hot."
Girl 2: "He already has a girlfriend."
Girl 1: "Aw PISS!"
Guy 2: "I know, man! Dude's a fucking Javindu!"
Girl 1: "Who's the guy that opened the door for us earlier?"
Girl 2: "Oh, that's Javindu."
Girl 1: "Dammmmmnnnnn, he's hot."
Girl 2: "He already has a girlfriend."
Girl 1: "Aw PISS!"
by Not Elina November 26, 2023
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Person 1: "hey is that Javian over there?"
Person 2: "He loves a good freak in bed"
Person 1: "huh?"
Person 2: "huh?"
Person 2: "He loves a good freak in bed"
Person 1: "huh?"
Person 2: "huh?"
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Get the Javier mug.Don't bring your wife around him, no wife can resist his fat cock. it's not his fault, it's the wives fault. A player a heartbreaker and will steal your car. He likes naps, money and drugs.
This guy stole my car today but I saw him at the 711 buying bread, peanut butter and jelly. So I confronted him about my car and he apologized and told me his name was Javier Jurado-Jurado and convinced me to go to his place, so I did, I said I would not fuck hi and he said ok, but we got to his place and he pulled out his cock and I couldn't resist! my husband called while I was riding his cock, I just laughed and kept fucking him, it didn't bother me at all even though I should have felt guilty, he had some power over me...or maybe it was just that dick? We left and before I noticed, he took off in my car again!
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